Multiple sources close to the couple say that Chrissy Teigen and John Legend’s marriage could soon be over.
In the spotlight, and especially on social media, the two seem like a perfectly happy couple, but this is all a front and John secretly despises his Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover model wife. On the set of a television show Chrissy is shooting, an insider says that Legend treats his wife like trash in front of everybody.
“John would come on set and talk down to Chrissy. It’s messed up because she’s such a happy person. I hated watching him treat her like that.”
Turns out, the singer may have only married his model wife for her looks, and her bubbly and quirky personality gets on his nerves, “He thinks she’s annoying, and I sense that he might secretly have disdain for her.” A source close to the seemingly happily married couple continues, “I don’t know why he would marry her – if he felt that much animosity towards her.”
The two have had enough, and are close to throwing in the towel and going their separate ways. A person close to the situation added, “I’d be shocked if they were together by the New Year.”
Shocker. Not. She’s a shim and he’s a pole smoker.
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Combination she and him. Chicks wit dicks.
Got it .
Ill!!!!!!
@100, LET’S “KEEP IT ‘100’, (LIKE A TANK song), …..SHALL WE?? laughing!
Btw, I’ve SEEN HIM, MR. “FREAKY”,
(IN CONCERT) TWICE, & TOOK PICS with him (@ A PLAY @ TPAC) ONCE! With HIS SEXY self! Laughing! But, I (JUST) LIKE (LOOKIN’ @) him, “&”, (OF COURSE), HIS VOICE! Laughing! “HE’S JAMIE’S BOY!!” 🙁
Laughing! “I DIGRESS!”….Laughing!
OOPS, ..”MY BAD!” 🙂
BUT, “ANYWAY”, IF (THEY) —>DON’T ‘SEE’ —–>THAT “TRANSFORMER” (IN THOSE PICS), ESPECIALLY THE TOP one, …..IDK WHAT TO SAY!!!
Laughing! WHEN I WALK PAST one (A “TRANSFORMER”), IN REAL LIFE, (A TRANSVESTITE, TRANSSEXUAL, &/OR A CROSS-DRESSER), THE HOLY SPIRIT “INFORMS” me, (AND THEY WON’T EVEN MAKE EYE contact with me) FOR LONGER than A SECOND, OR TWO, (IF THAT)!! LAUGHING!!
IT’S “HILARIOUS” (TO ME), because I (CAN) HEAR (in THE SPIRITUAL REALM), THEM THINKING, ……”SHE KNOWS (WHAT I AM)!!”
“THIS ‘CHRISSY’ PERSON (IS) PERPETRATING (A FRAUD)!!!”
“SHE’S (A HE)!!!”……”BORN (A MALE)!!!” 🙁
And, LET ME CAPTION (THE BOTTOM pic)! “MAY I??” laughing!
“CHRISSY” has SOMETHIN’ IN COMMON (WITH PATTI LABELLE)!! Laughing!
*HUMMING “WE Have SOMETHIN’ IN COMMON!” 😉 R.I.P WHITNEY!! ….OH, AND KRISSY, ‘TOO’!!
JUST ‘LOOK’ (@ HER “IF only YOU KNEW” EYES)!! ….THEY’RE SAYIN’ “III’VE got (A SE-CRET)!!” And, IT’S (NOT) “VICTORIA’S”, EITHER, 😉 “TRUST ME!!”
“But, YOU (‘AIN’T’) HEARD that (FROM ME)!!” 😀 IjS, “SHE’S (A HE)!!!”
WHAT A SAD STATE…..OF AFFAIRS!! 🙁
“LORD, (HAVE MERCY)!!!”
He found out that “it” is a Kateoy!!!! LOL….
Now Chrissy is a great looking trans
Say it ain’t so?!
@ ORIGINAL MAN, “IT AIN’T SO!”….”J/K!!” (JUST….KID-DING)!! Laughing! …THE DOCTOR, (OR DOCTORS) did A FAIRLY DECENTJOB (ON THIS one), “DIDN’T HE, (OR didn’t THEY), @ BOOSKI??” 😉 Laughing!
CHIIILE, “JOHN ‘LEGEND’ (IS) GAY, ….(& SWEETER THAN A BIG bag OF SKITTLES®)!!” 😛 *THINKIN’* “IT’S NUTS!!”
😉 ….”HE’S “SWEETER” THAN SKITTLES®, (AND “FRUITY” PEBBLES®) “ALL MIXED UP”…..(& SWIRLED TOGETHER) ….IN A BIG OL’ (RAINBOW COLOURED), PAINTED ‘PLASTIC’ BOWL!! …O-K?!! NOT even A (HARD), “CERAMIC” bowl, (but A “SOFT”, ….”PLASTIC” one), @ THAT!! 😛 Laughing! …ADD (4 NUTS) TO THE “SWEET”, (MIXED UP) “MESS”, …. & I CALL it: “FAIL MIX!!” 😛 “HA!!” LMBBO! *HOLDING MY SIDE (IN LAUGHTER) to my KNEE-SLAPPING HUMOR!!* SERIOUSLY! FOR REAL!!
LMBBO AGAIN!! “WOOOOOO!!” -RICHARD PENNIMAN. 😉
LIL’ RICHARD! 😉 Laughing!
LAUGHING SOME MORE (JUST IMAGINING) 2 “HAIRY”, (SWEATY), “CHEESY-BALLED” …..(HARD-ANKLED) ‘MENZ’, ….(like on “MEN ON BOOKS”, &/OR “MEN (ON FILM)”, 😉 ….”IN LIVING COLOR”! 😉 …WITH (SCRATCHY) “BEARDS”, (PUN, & NO PUN)! Laughing! ….OR RAZOR STUBBLE….”CUDDLING”, (KISSING), ….OR WHATEVER! *SHUDDERING (IN REAL LIFE)!* “TUCK!!”
OOPS, I MEANT “YUCK!!” LMBBO! “EWWW!!”
SWYPE entered THAT “TUCK” word!
“FUNNY”, HUH?? (PUN, AND NO pun) INTENDED!! 😛 LAUGHING AGAIN! YEAH, “I’M ‘CLOWNIN’ (THESE DECEPTICONS)!!” LMBBO!!
“HA, HAAA!!”….”(HE, ‘HE’)!!”
IN that LITTLE BOY from “SIXTH SENSE”, ….”I SEE” (SUBSTITUTE THE WORDS “DEAD PEOPLE” FOR 2 MEN)!! 😉 Laughing! “HE, HE!!”
LMBBO (AGAIN)!! Laughing!
THIS THREAD, ….I CALL: “FAIL MIX!!”….LIKE OTIS’ MOTHER said (IN THE “TEMPTATIONS” MOVIE), when she was CONTEMPLATING whether she LIKED Otis’ HAIR, (OR NOT), …”I (JUST) DECIDED!” Laughing! 😉 So, “FAIL MIX” (IT) IS!! 😉 ….FEEL FREE TO QUOTE (me) ON THAT!! … I (JUST) MADE that UP (a few MINUTES ago)!! 🙂 “FAIL MIX!!” 😉 Laughing AGAIN! “HA!” …I think IT’S “FUNNY”, (LIKE THEY are)!! 😛 LMBBO (AGAIN)!
#Spontaneous THINKER!!
#QUICK (on MY FEET)!! 🙂 🙂
#UNFAZED (by HOLLYWOOD’S “SMOKE AND MIRRORS)”!! 😉
#INDEPENDENT THINKER…THAT (DOESN’T) believe “THE HYPE”!!! Laughing! “DON’T BELIEVE (THE HYPE)!!”
&, “YES”, I USE HASH tags (when I …’CHOOSE’) to DO so!! 😛 Laughing!
“I (CAN) DO that, …..(SO…. DON’T ANYBODY ‘BOTHER’ me ABOUT it)!!…’O-K’?!!!”
“TY!” 🙂 Laughing!
I’M FILING (THIS ONE) under …3 WORDS:
—-> “THE BEARDED CHRONICLES!” 😉
OR SHOULD I CALL it: “THE ‘LEGEND-ARY’ (LADY BOYS) HAVE LOST (that LOVIN’ FEELIN’)”?? *SNICKERING LOUDLY!*
….OR JUST: “FAIL MIX”?? *LAUGHING (HARD) now!*
“HARD” TIMES (OF LADY BOYS)??” SOUNDS LIKE (GAY) PORN!! “YUCK!!” …laughing! …..”IT’S A (HARD) ‘KNOCK’…..LIFE (FOR LADY BOYS)??” ….Cuz, “DUDE” (‘CHRISSY’) who I call “CHRISTOPHER”, …..”LOOKS ‘LIKE’ A LADY)!!!”…BUT, “HE” ‘AIN’T’ 1!! 😛 Laughing!
I.e, (IN OTHER words), “THIS PERSON that (Y’ALL) call ‘CHRISSY’ (IS NOT) a ‘REAL’, (NATURAL-BORN) LADY!!” … AND, “I’M TIRED of them “PULLIN’ THE WOOL (OVER your EYES)”, FAM!! 🙁
PLEASE REMEMBER..that “LOOKS (CAN be) DECEIVING!!” ..AND, “THEY ARE (MORE times than MOST PEOPLE “ACTUALLY” ARE ‘AWARE’)!!” 🙁
I WORKED (with A FEW of) when I WORKED (FOR THE STATE GOVERNMENT for 13 YEARS)!! So, I (can) SPOT ’em (WITH the QUICKNESS)!! ….ESPECIALLY in “THE REAL World”, MEANING, (In REAL LIFE)!! ….”ALSO”, WHEN MAURY (USED to) have HIS SHOWS asking us if IT was A MAN, OR WOMAN, I (ALWAYS) GUESSED ‘RIGHT’, THANK GOD!!! 🙂 “IMAGINE THAT!!” I KNEW WHO THE “IMPOSTER” was, (LIKE NOW)!! “RIGHT ‘CHRISTOPHER’?!?!” 😉 Laughing!
HONEY, THEY NEED TO TRY (EVEN HARDER) to FOOL (SOME of us)!!!
😛 NO, (WAIT A MINUTE)!! “PLEASE DON’T!!”
TO ‘CHRISTOPHER’, AKA ‘CHRISSY’, ….”YOU, (SIR)…..ARE (NO)…..LADY!!!” 😛 😉 “HOT DIGGITY DOG!!”…..(I’M SPILLIN’ THE BEANS TODAY), Y’ALL!! …”NO DIGGITY, (NO DOUBT)!!” ….”YEP, YEP!” -TEDDY RILEY! Laughing!
I’M like, HEY, YO, …”QUIT PLAYIN’!!!” ….”REAL FUNNY!!” Laughing! …*In (TAMAR’S) voice* “YOU ‘TRIIIED’ it!!” Laughing! ….”BOY, PLEEEASE!!” Laughing! PUN (ON ‘BOY’), ——————->BECAUSE YOU (WERE) “ACTUALLY” BORN one, ‘CHRISSY’!! 😉 A BOY, THAT IS!! 😛 Laughing! TOO, TOO “FUNNY”!! ….”Y’ALL GON’ LEARN” …..(NOT TO TRY to ‘DECEIVE’ people)!! “I’M BUSTIN’ (YOU) OUT!!” ….”HAA HAAA!” 😛 *SINGIN’* “SING IT (WITH me)! …..WE’RE BUSTIN’ OUT (OF this L-7 SQUARE), FREAKS like you, and I could NEVER FUNK (ON THERE)!” Laughing! “WHEW, (THOSE) were THE DAYS!” 🙂 “FUNKY” DAYS!!
DAYS when I SAW RICK JAMES (5, OR 6 TIMES @ The Municipal AUDITORIUM), THE MARY JANE Girls, …. PRINCE (THE SAME), 5, OR 6 TIMES, …”THE TIME”, …”THE FAMILY”, ….(VANITY 6), …”APPOLONIA 6″, laughing! WAAAAY BACK…..in THE DAY!!….”FLASHLIGHT, (RED LIGHT), Neon LIGHT, (SPOTLIIIIGHT)!” Laughing….WE HAD (SO much) FUN!!! 🙂 …..SOME of THE SINGERS that we saw were DOPE ADDICTS, (UNBEKNOWNST TO US, & OUR PARENTS), that LET us GO SEE them (IN CONCERT)!! Laughing! RICK JAMES (THROWIN’ “JOINTS” OUT …FROM ONSTAGE)! I (didn’t) even KNOW what IT WAS back then!! LMBBO! “L-7 SQUARE!!” IKR? laughing! “& PROUD OF it!” 😉 PARLIAMENT FUNKADELIC, (LOL @ “SIR NOSE”, BARE-CHESTED, IN A WHITE DIAPER, & A FAKE NOSE on), & GEORGE CLINTON’S EYES were (BEET RED)!! LMBBO!!…(TOP-HAT wearin’) BOOTSY COLLINS, (with THOSE “WILD” (STAR-SHAPED) GLASSES on, IN PURPLE, & WHITE!! “WIIIIIIINNNND ME UP!” Laughing! …CAMEO, with LARRY BLACKMAN’S RED CUP wearin’, “SWEET” SELF!! “OWWW”!
😉 Laughing! CONFUNKSHUN, SLAVE, ZAPP, (& ROGER TROUTMAN), EARTH WIND & FIRE, RUFUS, & CHAKA KHAN, …..HUNDREDS of SINGERS! 🙂 🙂 “SWITCH”, RENE’, & ANGELA, (PEACHES & HERB), PATRICE RUSHEN, ….MAN, (TOO MANY TO NAME)!! LAKESIDE! “Come along AND RIDE (on this ‘FAN-TAS-TIC VOY-AGE’)!” Laughing!
See, (BACK THEN), we (DIDN’T) KNOW (WHO ALL was GAY), ….ON “DOPE”, ….”BOOZE”, (was INTO….THE OCCULT), OR ‘HARDLY’ ANY of THAT, (LIKE WE DO TODAY)!! WE (JUST) HAD FUN (GOIN’ TO ALL of THE CONCERTS), BUYING THEIR ‘ALBUMS’, (THEN CASSETTES, WHEN THEY started MAKING them), & BUYING “RIGHT ON MAGAZINE”, (& WHAT NOT), & PLASTERING OUR FAVORITE singers CENTERFOLDS SMACK dab….. (ALL OVER OUR BEDROOM WALLS)!! 😉 IKR? Laughing!
But, I’VE SEEN (ALL the WAY BACK FROM “THE SUGAR HILL GANG”)….to JANET JACKSON, ERYKAH BADU, MARY J. BLIGE, (TWICE), TO BILAL!! B-)
BUT, “THOSE (were) THE DAYS!!”
THESE days, ….(MOST) “CELEBRITIES” are JUST “UGH!!”…”SCANDALOUS”, (LIKE PRINCE’S SONG)!! 😉 SMH!!
@ JOHN, (& “CHRISTOPHER,”), JUST “COME (OUT) THE CLOSET”, (WILL YOUUU)??, …& “FESS UP!!”
WE (ALready) “KNOW” that YOU “PLAY (for THE OTHER team)!!” 😛 LMBBO! LIKE QUEEN LATIFAH, (WHO MADE IT “RAIN” ON ‘FEMALE’ STRIPPERS), ….ALICIA KEYS, (WHO I SAW KISS a WHITE ‘WOMAN’ IN THE WATER), …..OCEAN, LAKE, (OR POOL)! W/E! “SHE KISSED HER (ON THE MOUTH), LIKE ‘BABY’ DID ‘LIL’ WEEZY in THAT PIC!! (& HAS been EVER SINCE HE was A ‘LIL’ BOY)!! SMH! “POOR THING!!” …MISSY ELLIOTT!! …I MEAN, (SOME folks are JUST (BLATANTLY) “OBVIOUS”, LIKE ELTON JOHN, (& CEE-LO GREEN), WHO I SAW (IN CONCERT) @ TSU’S GENTRY Center), w/GOODIE MOB! Laughing! *DIGRESSING (AGAIN)!* “OOPS!”
ISJ, IF BEING “GAY” IS SO “OK”, (TO THAT…..I ASK, “WHY HIDE it???”
LIKE THE SONG SAYS, “JUST BE (YOURSELF)!!”….DOG-GONE-IT!! Laughing! ….”WHY (NOT) COME OUT (THE CLOSET), IF it’s OK???”
“CONFESSION (IS) GOOD….*KIRK FRANKLIN’S VOICE,* ” (FO’ YO’ SOUL)”, ….so, I SAY, “JUST COME ON OUT (already), DANG!!!” 😉 Laughing! “(COME OUT, COME OUT)….WHERE-EV-ER YOU ARE!!” 😉 Laughing AGAIN! (“Y’ALL KNOW THAT ‘MESS’ IS WRONG), & STINKS (TO HIGH HEAVEN), THAT’S WHY you’re ‘HIDIN” (IN THE CLOSET)!!”
LMBBO!!
IDK, BUT, “ISN’T it STUFFY, & HOT (IN THERE)???” :-\ #CLAUSTROPHOBIC MUCH?? 😛 LMBBO (AGAIN)!!
WOOO, ….MY SIDE (REALLY) DOES hurts, Y’ALL!!
IJS, I “REALLY” (DON’T) like THE FACT that THEY (REALLY) DO THINK that WE’RE “STUPID!!”…..(SMH)!! …”NO, NO!!”
“I WAS BORN (@ NIGHT), but (NOT) LAST NIGHT!!” 😉 AND, I AM “DEFINITELY” (NOT) “SALLY SAUSAGE HEAD”!! Laughing!
“ARE YOU???” ….”SAM SAUSAGE HEAD”, (OR SALLY SAUSAGE Head, DEPENDING on ONE’S GENDER)! Laughing!
I.e, I was born ON a day, BUT, I (WASN’T) BORN (YESTERDAY)!!” 😉 Laughing! And, I’m (NOT) “WET (BEHIND THE EARS)!!”
BEHIND (MY) EARS ARE “DRY”! 😉 Laughing!
I.e, (IN OTHER words), “GOD HAS ‘BLESSED’ me with ‘DISCERNMENT’ (SINCE I WAS A YOUNG, ‘PRECOCIOUS’ GIRL)!!” 🙂 O:-)
“O-K?!” And, I’M (NOT) “GREEN” LIKE THAT (TO BELIEVE WHATEVER someone SAYS)….JUST because THEY SAY it’s SO!! SMH!!….”I’M (NOT) SOUPED!!” Laughing! THEY WANT us TO “ACTUALLY” BELIEVE that THIS ‘CHRISSY’ person IS A (NATURAL-BORN WOMAN)!! Smh!
ANOTHER SONG, “(DON’T) BELIEVE (THE HYPE)!!”….LIKE HALL & OATES SAID, “I (CAN’T) GO (FOR THAT)! ‘NO!!’ (NO CAN DOOOOO)!!” 😉 LAUGHING!
YOU’VE GOT to GET UP “(EAR-LY IN THE MOR-NIN’) ….!!!” Like THE GAP BAND SAID, (TO PULL 1 OVER…..ON ME)!! 😉 Laughing!
“THANK GOD!!!” 🙂
BTW, THE GAP BAND put on A “TERRIFIC”, (VERY ENERGETIC) SHOW (BACK in THE DAY) @ THE MUNICIPAL AUDITORIUM, ESPECIALLY “MR. (“DREAMY EYES”), HIMSELF, ….CHARLIE WILSON, AKA: “UNCLE CHARLIE”!!
😉 “YES, IN-DEED!!”…GREAT MEMORIES! 🙂
@ THE MINT CONDITION CONCERT (THIS PAST SATURDAY), WE MISSED SEEING TAKIB KWELI! SP? (DON’T KNOW, DON’T CARE)! laughing! BUT, BILAL DID (A “REALLY” GOOD JOB), & MINT CONDITION “GOT OFF”, (& SHOWED PLUM OUT) ON SAT., SEPT. 19TH, (@ CUMBERLAND PARK)!! 🙂 “YEAAAHHHH BOYYYYYY!!” 🙂
FLAVA FLAV, AKA: “FOOFY FOO-FY!” (AS HIS FORMER LOVER, BRIGITTE NIELSON USED to CALL him)! Laughing! Sp? laughing!
“REMEMBER??”….”HE WAS PROUD of that (old), “WRINKLED” UP ….AMAZON WOMAN!! Laughing! Smh! She DID “CLEAN UP (NICELY), though”, & I caught GLIMPSES of HER “FORMER” SELF, (BEFORE she STARTED “BOOZIN'” HARD, THAT IS!! Like in ROCKY 3? WAS IT?? laughing…(@ “CRAZY CHRIS”)??
BELIEVE YOU ME, “HE KNOWS!!”.;-) Laughing.. B-)
I’M “STILL” ELEVATING (MY RIGHT LEG), b/c IT’S “STILL” SWOLLEN, b/C WE HAD TO WALK QUITE A WAY (CARRYING OUR FOLDING chairs) JUST TO GET FROM the PARKING lot….TO THE VENUE!! :-[ “UGH!!” SMH! Laughing! But, THAT STOKELY “REALLY” THREW DOWN!! 🙂 HE plays ONE HECK of THE DRUMS, (WHICH I had FORGOTTEN that HE PLAYED them)!! Laughing! “&” he can “GET DOWN” (ON THE DRUMS), ‘TOO’!! …. (LIKE PHILIP BAILEY OF EW&F), & CHAKA KHAN, HE’S ANOTHER (what I CALL “RAFTER” SINGER), WHOSE VOICE IS (LIKE AN INSTRUMENT), “BLOWIN'” (ALL UP….IN THE RAFTERS)!! 🙂 😉 LIKE (EL DEBARGE, & HIS BROTHER that was IN THE GROUP “SWITCH”)!! “THE LEAD SINGER!!” B-)
See, on (I BELIEVE it was AUG. 28TH), I WON 2 TICKETS (VALUED @ $50 EACH, …TOTALLING $100) FROM 92Q, so, ….I WENT!! Laughing! …..I WAS (VERY) SKEPTICAL @ FIRST, (& STARTED TO SELL ’em)!! Laughing! “WHY?” (You MAY ASK)! 😉 B/C I “SAW” STOKELY “FLASH THE 6”, (ON T.V), LIKE I HAVE WITH CHARLIE WILSON, ….TANK (on his ALBUM, OR CD COVER), & “COUNTLESS” OTHER singers (whose VOICES I LOVE)!! …SO, I PRAYED (about GOING), ….WENT, …. “I WATCHED him (LIKE A HAWK) IN CONCERT, SATURDAY, ….AND even KEPT MOVING my CHAIR (CLOSER TO THE STAGE)….EVERY time I SAW AN OPENING, (when SOMEONE GOT UP, & LEFT)!! 😉 SORT of like I did WHEN I SAW D’ANGELO (IN his “HOW Does IT FEEL” DAYS), & “SILK” (IN THEIR “MEETING IN MY BEDROOM”, & “FREAK Me BABY” DAYS), EXCEPT WE DIDN’T HAVE (FOLDING) chairs, (SO I RUSHED MY way UP CLOSE, NEXT to THE STAGE)!! 😛 LMBBO! ….I (DIDN’T) even KNOW that I COULD (STILL) RUN (THAT FAST)!! MUST have come from RUNNIN’ “CROSS COUNTRY” (when I was A YOUNG GIRL)!! Laughing! #LONG APPENDAGES, BABY! 😉 Laughing! I’M “STATUESQUE”, (with LONG ARMS, & LEGS), “SO, I FLEW from like ROW R (UP TO LIKE ROW B, OR C), where D’ANGELO WAS WAKING….FROM THE FRONT….TOWARDS THE BACK!!”….& “BAAAM”, (“I SWOOPED down ON him, GRABBING him, FEELING HIS ‘BEAUTIFUL’ BRAIDS, MUSCULAR ‘APPLES’ of HIS ARMS, & LEFT THIGH)!! Laughing! LIKE WENDY WILLIAMS says, “COME CLOSER!” (LEAN IN)! Laughing! *whispering (like BONITA BUTRELL) on “IN LIVING COLOR”, …”I DARN NEAR MOLESTED POOR D’ANGELO, BLESS HIS HEART!!” …”FELT HIM UP, (SOMETHIN TERRIBLE)!!” 😛 LMBBO! #GOOD SPORT, (that D’ANGELO) WAS! 🙂 “HE MUST have LIKED (THE ATTENTION)!!” LMBBO (AGAIN)!
“ANYWAY”, BACK TO MINT CONDITION, …I was “CLOSE enough to THE STAGE” (TOWARDS THE SECOND half of THEIR SET), THAT IS, … & I (DIDN’T) SEE him DO (ANY) “SIGNALING”, (THANK GOD)!! 🙂 🙂
I BELIEVE that THEY DO that (to be ON T.V), for TPTB, ….but, when they’re (NOT) “WATCHED”…..THEY RELAX, & (DON’T) HAVE TO DO that ol’ (SATANIC) “CRAP”, (JUST to be “ALLOWED” to SING, & PERFORM….ON T.V), LIKE on those “AWARD” Shows!! Cuz, “THERE’S (NO) ‘REWARD’ (IN THAT) @ ALL!!
I’m (STILL) “WATCHIN’ PEOPLE (LIKE A HAWK), & PRAYING FOR THEM, ….like: MINT CONDITION, (&/OR STOKELY, THE FRONT MAN, THAT “SIGNALED”), ….”UNCLE CHARLIE”, & TANK (JUST to name A FEW)!! B/c I’VE “SEEN” them (CLOSE UP)….IN CONCERT, (& “SEEN” them “FLASH THE BAPHOMET SIGN)!!” 🙁
So, “I’M WATCHIN’!!” ….”WATCHIN’, (WATCHIN’), WATCHIN’!!” Laughing!
Another DIGRESSION! Laughing! IKR? *smile* Ok, I’MA SLACK BACK UP (AGAIN), AFTER THIS one! But, I HAD to GET IT OUT! ….I ENJOY BEING “CHALLENGED”, THOUGH!! “So, THANKS JOHN, (& ‘CHRISTOPHER’)!!” 😛 😉 “IF I’M WRONG (on this 1), & ‘CHRISSY’ (ACTUALLY) GETS PREGNANT, (& “ACTUALLY” SHOWS HER ‘BARE’ BELLY), ….I’LL APOLOGIZE!!” …’TIL THEN, ….”THAT’S (A MAN)!!!” 😛 😛 #SUSPECT (MUCH)?? …LIKE MORRIS DAY said, “YAY-ESS”!! YES, (WITH ATTITUDE)! 😉 LMBBO!!
HILARIOUS POST!! Laughing!
@ HSK, “THANK you, HSK”, I’M (THOROUGHLY) ‘ENTERTAINED’ TODAY!! 🙂 FEELS like OLD TIMES!! 🙂 I’ve HAD FUN POSTING today, (& MY MIND HAS been ‘STIMULATED’ today), SORT of like IT FEELS (RIGHT AFTER) I FINISH EXERCISING!! B-)
THAT’S what (my) brain ‘NEEDS’, (EVERY) day, ….MENTAL STIMULUS!! THAT’S why I READ (EACH, & EVERY day) “FOR HOURS ON END!!” B-) “MY BRAIN ‘CRAVES’ it!! If I’M BUSY, (& CAN’T GET WHAT it NEEDS by reading, OR DOING something ‘CREATIVE’), I ‘HAVE’ TO READ (@ NIGHT, MOST times ‘TIL THE WEE HOURS….of THE MORNING)!! Laughing! I THINK I’m a about to get MY BLACK butt BACK IN SCHOOL!! Cuz, I (have) WASTED “ENTIRELY” (TOO much) TIME!! SMH@ME!! I (COULD) have had MY DOCTORATE BY NOW!! 🙁
*KICKING MYSELF!*
WITH (SO many) GIFTS, (& TALENTS), I (didn’t) know WHAT I wanted to do, …b/c “MY HANDS are (SO) BLESSED”….”THANK GOD!!” 🙂 I was like, “LORD, (WHAT do I DO)??…..& WHICH WAY do I GO??”….”DO I DO….OFFICE work (IN CORPORATE AMERICA), “CHECK!” ….DO HAIR?? “CHECK!”….WRITE POETRY, & BOOKS, “CHECK!” (& SELL THOSE)??….”NO CHECK (YET)!!” SMH! BAKE, SELL MY PIES, & DESSERTS, (& HAVE MY OWN business)?? “CHECK!” …”SPIT” MY (SPOKEN WORD) POETRY?? “CHECK!” DO PHOTOGRAPHY, (& SELL THAT?? …(UNFINISHED)!! SMH!! GO BACK to SCHOOL??…..(UNFINISHED)! …I was like, “LORD, (WHAT am I SUPPOSED to be DOING)??”…. SO, I TRIED (ALMOST) ALL of it, (& DID “EXCEPTIONAL” @ SOME OF IT), & “PRETTY GOOD” (@ THE REST of it)!! … “BUT”, …I was JUST (ALL OVER the place), “STILL” WITH (UNEDITED) BOOKS (STILL) NOT FINISHED!! (& UNSOLD WRITINGS, & PHOTOGRAPHY NOT even ‘READY’ TO SELL (AS of YET)!! NOT: ….ACCOMPLISHING MY goals (in CERTAIN AREAS), … living up to MY “FULL” POTENTIAL!! “UGH!”
SMH AGAIN@MYSELF!!
“IT’S (ACTUALLY) ‘HARD’ (BEING SO “GIFTED”), I TELL YOU….THE TRUTH!! (SO MUCH) #TIME WASTED (that I CAN’T POSSIBLY GET BACK)! 🙁 🙁
“BUT, I’LL GET it TOGETHER (REAL SOON)!!” 🙂 “HECK, (@ 50, I’D ‘BETTER’)!!” Laughing! …”MAAANNN, I (DON’T) wanna be (A GREAT, GREAT, GREAT GRANDMOTHER) JUST FINISHING SCHOOL!” .. LMBBO! “NO, SIR!!” Laughing!
WELL, …MY BRAIN FEELS (SO) GOOD (NOW)!! 🙂 MAYBE I’M SUPPOSED to be BLOGGING! B-)
This PROPHET TOLD me (BACK in like ’97) that I’m “SUPPOSED to be RECORDING!!”….QUOTE, UNQUOTE!!
OOOH, I KNOW! I BELIEVE that I ‘need’ (MY OWN) SHOW (ON YOUTUBE)!! B-) IT JUST CAME into MY SPIRIT (AGAIN) JUST NOW!!
“HMMM”…..”OK, (LORD)!!”
Btw, TMZ JUST SAID that there WILL be “NO VEHICULAR HOMICIDE” (for ‘CAITLYN’ JENNER)!! ….”BUT, JACKIE LACIE COULD ‘OVERRIDE’ it!” It’s a (VERY) “HIGH PROFILE CASE!”
HARVEY SAID THAT “POLITICS (ARE) ‘DEFINITELY’ involved!!”….”HIS (BRUCE’S) name WAS ‘HUGE’, (& NOW HER name IS ‘HUGE’)!” QUOTE UNQUOTE! He MEANS, (THE “TRANSFORMER”), BRUCE, AKA: “CAITLYN”! Laughing!
BUT, “HE’S STILL, (& FOREVER WILL be) “BRUCE”, (AKA: “MR. KNOBBY knees”) TO ME!! 😛 😉 “HE, HE, HE!!”
LMBBO!!
MY BRAIN (is) EXHILARATED (NOW)! “AAAAHHH!!”
OOOH, THE GAME (JUST) SAID, “40 days AFTER they JUMPED me (DUDE PASSED AWAY)!!” ….HE said, “I (DON’T) feel BAD” b/c “if someone THREATENS ME, (MY FAMILY), OR MY WELL-BEING, I (DON’T) CARE!!”
“THOUGHTS (ANYONE)??” laughing!
🙂
&, HE, (THE GAME) SAID IF DRAKE, & SERENA HAVE A CHILD, THAT IS gonna be 1 (GENERALLY STRONG) voiced BABY!! 😛 LMBBO!
THE GAME IS SILLY, (LIKE ME)!! “I LOVE it, (CUZ I LOVE TO LAUGH)!!” #HYSTERICAL MUCH?!! Laughing!
“1 (GENETICALLY STRONNNNNG) VOICED (BABY)!! 😛 “FUNNY, GAME!!” 😉 Laughing!
&, “IS NICK CANNON ‘DATING’ (another) MODEL??” 😉 Laughing.
He needs to just come out the closet already. There’s nothing straight about this man.
Well…She is kind of annoying.
I KNOW THEY WERE NOT GOING TO LAST SHE TALKS TO MUCH, AN SHE IS ANNOYING AS HELL ALWAYS TRYING TO BE TALK ABOUT PEOPLE. THESE PEOPLE ARE SO DUMB WHY ARE GROWN PEOPLE ON SOCIAL MEDIA TELLING ALL YOUR BUSINESS. GROWN PEOPLE DONT SHARE THERE BUSINESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA STOP IT FOOLS
She got a flat butt anyway! bahahahaha!
He’s just looking for ordinary ppl!,
@TB, “HEY, SIS!!” 🙂 Laughing!
I HOPE that YOU (HAVEN’T) E-mailed ME, GIRL! ….(cuz I CAN’T GET ANY e-mail RIGHT NOW)! “NOPE, …(NOT A 1)!!” For NOW!
CHIIILE, #NO CABLE RIGHT NOW, OR INTERNET RIGHT NOW, (EXCEPT for THE INTERNET…..ON MY PHONE)! Laughing! &, “I (AM NOT) “ASHAMED” TO SAY!! 😉 Laughing!
HONEY, (I’M “SACRIFICING”, & PUTTING THAT $130 A MONTH TOWARDS MY BILLS), & WORKING MY way BACK TO being “DEBT-FREE” (AGAIN), LIKE I WAS BEFORE MY TRANSMISSION went out ON MY CAR, LAST NOVEMBER)!! …BUT, (THIS TIME) EVEN BETTER!! 😉 “HEYYY!!” -KIM PARKER! 😉 Laughing!
SEE?? ….”BUT, (THIS TIME) I’LL BE ‘STACKIN’ MY CHEDDAR’, …’HAY’, …’MOOLAH’, (DINERO), “PAPER”, ….(DOLLARS), ….”CURRENCY”, (GREEN), ….AS TAMAR says, “COINS”, (& THE LIKE), …& ‘SAVING’ MONEY (JUST IN CASE)!! ….”YA FEEL me??” 😉 So, I’M “TIGHTENING” MY BELT (A LITTLE)! “STILL” havin’ FUN, (LIKE WHEN MY SWEETIE TOOK ME TO TSU’S GAME, ….TO SEE “STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON”, ……(I WENT BY MYSELF TO MEET UP W/A FRIEND TO SEE “THE PERFECT GUY”), & SHE was in (A TOTALLY DIFFERENT VIEWING OF it)!! SMH! Laughing! But, “GOOD MOVIE!!” 🙂
I saw “MORRIS'” ol’ (FINE), CHOCOLATE, FINE SELF!! 😀 Laughing@ME!
I (wouldn’t SLEEP with him), …”I (JUST) like TO LOOK (@ HIM)!!” …”MMM!!”….”CHOCOLATEY ‘SMOOOVE’ BABY!!” Laughing! “YEPPPP!”-TREY SONGZ! 😉 ….I HEARD that he’s (1 of) #JAMIE’S BOYS, (ACCORDING TO HSK)! :'( laughing!
“YEP, YEP!” -TEDDY RILEY! Laughing!
CHIIILE, …I HOPE that (NO ONE) ‘SNITCHES’ on me, (& TELLS Da MASSA, ….I MEAN, *COUGHING* …. HSK 😉 about my LONG POST) A FEW MINS ago, & NOW (THIS 1)!!
GIRL, “I (CAN’T) STAND ‘SNITCHES’!!”
“YA KNOW??” laughing…”UGH!!”
#PITIFUL!!
I mean, “NO ONE ELSE WAS POSTING, ANYWAY, so, I POSTED, …(IT BECAME LONG), but, I (DIDN’T) wanna DELETE it, (SO I POSTED….’til MY HEART….was ‘CONTENT’, (& I FELT EXHILARATED)!!” 😉 🙂
“IT’S BEEN (A GOOD ‘MINUTE’), OR WHILE since I’ve ‘FELT’ (THAT WAY), HERE!!” ….SO, I KEPT GOING, (’til I GOT my mental ‘STIMULUS’), …STIMULI?? Laughing! I LIKE to say “STIMULUS” BETTER, SO “WHOOP, (THERE It IS)!!” 😉 “STIMULUS”!! Laughing!
BUT, YEAH, “THAT’S WHAT’S UP!!”
STILL COACHING (THE YOUTH), SIS??
Now, (THAT) I (can) “ACTUALLY” RE-MEM-BERED!! 😀
“I’M DOIN’ (BETTER), @ THAT, SIS!!” 😀 Laughing! “THANK GOD!!” O:-)
WELL, …..NEXT month is (MY ‘LATE’ SON’S) BIRTHDAY!! …. I “PLAN” on COOKIN’ UP *IN GRANNY (from “THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES” VOICE* “A HEAPful of FOOD”, 😉 & BAKIN’ “UP A STORM”!! 😉 Laughing! …PIES, CHESS SQUARES, & BROWNIES, ….& HAVIN’ (ANOTHER) “GET-TOGETHER”, (LORD WILLING)!! ….Well, (AFTER) GOIN’ (TO THE CEMETERY), & puttin’ SOME nice, PRETTY “SILK” flowers DOWN, THAT IS!! …”THAT’S the ‘PLAN’, (but you NEVER KNOW)!” Laughing. LIKE THE MOVIE, THAT’S “LIFE”!!
“YA KNOW??” 😉
OOPS, I MESSED MY TEXT up! Laughing!
*SCROLLING BACK UP!* laughing! Ok, (THIS NEXT part) SHOULD have been (AFTER the “THAT’S WHAT’S UP” part)! Laughing! INN ABOUT TO SCROLL DOWN, (& END this NOW)! “FO’ I GET IN TROUBLE!” 😉 Laughing!
—-> I was STATING, ….I mean, “IT’S (NOT) LIKE it was (when GLOK, RAHEIM, TYRONE, ‘EDDIE LONG’S [TRAGIC] HEADPIECE’, [LMBBO]!!…. B. STIVIANO, MS. REG, U, ME, DaRADIANT1, ILOVEJC, “K”, …(ANOTHER SIS), whose REAL NAME is MAIA, … ‘CRAZY CHRIS’, ….EVEN WILLIE JONES, JUUUUNIOR, (“JR.”)! Laughing! …. AND MANY OTHERS, that I CAN’T THINK of @ THE TIME, (“CHARGE it to MY HEAD, & NOT my HEART)” (IF YOU’RE READING this), “K?” O:-)
When (ALL) of us …… ‘USED’ to PRACTICALLY LIVE (ON HSK), posting (EVERY) day, …ALL day, &/OR (all night LONG), MANY a day, &/OR NIGHT, … READING THE STORIES HERE, ON HSK, (COMMENTING), THINKING, “TEACHING”, (LEARNING, & ‘GAINING’ INSIGHT)!!….IMPARTING WISDOM!!…’FELLOWSHIPPING’, (AND ‘ENCOURAGING’ EACH OTHER), & EVEN PRAYING (FOR one ANOTHER)!!!” …”YA KNOW??”
BACK when THE THREADS (WOULD) BE “JUMPIN'”, “JUMPIN'”, (LIKE THE SONG), 😉
& THERE were ANYWHERE from 200+ TO 500-600+ COMMENTS @ ANY given TIME, ….(BACK THEN)!! *SIGH*
“AAAHHH, (THOSE) ‘were’…..THE DAYS!!”
SERIOUSLY!!
WELL, SIS, “TOODLES”!
NICE ‘CHATTIN” (WITH YOU)! 😉 Laughing!
HOPE TO TTY (SOON)!! “YOU HAVE MY #!!” ….LIKE THE SONG SAYS, “CALL ME”!
“IF YOU NEED (someone TO TALK to), ‘CALL ME’!” 😉 GIRL, (THOSE) were THE JAMS (BACK THEN)!! “I’M OLD SCHOOL, BABY!!!”
😀 Laughing! (A LITTLE “NEW SCHOOL”), …But, PREDOMINATELY “OLD SCHOOL” (‘FOREVER, & A DAY’)!! 😉 🙂
“UN-til THE END of time, …I’LL BE there (FOR YOU)”!! ….”WORD (TO YO’ MOTHER)”, …..”SIS”!! 🙂
YO, …”GBU!!” O:-)
“PEACE”, …..”I’M OUT!”
Finna COOK MY BABY (A MIGHTY FINE MEAL), LIKE “ANDY GRIFFIN” said, ….”MIGHT FIIINE!!” 🙂
I’MA HAVE to have (1 of MY PEEPS) RECORD ME COOKIN’, (& POST it ON YOUTUBE) ONE DAY, (& GO AHEAD, & START “RECORDING”, (LIKE I’M “SUPPOSED TO”), REGULARLY, (TO HELP people “STRETCH” THEIR FOOD, (TO FEED THEIR FAMILIES), so that (EVERYONE in THE HOUSEHOLD)…..’CAN’ EAT!! ….BEFORE THE LORD ‘CHASTISES’ me (for NOT DOING what I’M “SUPPOSED” TO)!! COMMITTING A SIN….OF OMISSIONS! “LORD, HAVE MERCY!!” I MEAN, I (ALREADY) HAVE TIMES when I COMMIT SINS (OF “COMMISSION”), ….#WILLFUL SINS (from being DISOBEDIENT), &/OR #STUBBORN, (DOING things “MY WAY”, (LIKE USHER)!! …”INSTEAD of” (THE LORD’S)! Smh!
DOIN’ (what I THINK I WANNA DO), &/OR THINKING, OR SAYING what I THINK I WANNA SAY, (INSTEAD of ASKING HIM…..TO: “BRIDLE MY TONGUE”), &/OR “ORDER MY STEPS in YOUR WORD, (‘DEAR’ LORD)!!… “HAVE MERCY, (LORD)!!” ….”WOO”
Smh@ME! “I REPENT (FATHER, GOD)!!”
Ok, (Sis), TtYL! 🙂 Laughing! I GUESS (SOMEONE) ‘NEEDED’ (that), IN ADDITION…..TO ME!! O:-) “COOL!!” B-)
GOD ‘LED’ me TO TEXT (that)! (Well, EXCEPT about USHER), THAT IS! 😉 Laughing! But, I guess (SOMEONE) ‘NEEDED’….TO READ (THAT)!
I’M (SO MUCH) “ON (MY OWN) PLANE”, (AS I’VE ‘heard’ HERE), *LAUGHING* ‘….THAT I ‘can’ DO (THAT)! —> #VASCILLATE (BETWEEN JOKING, & BEING SERIOUS), & GIVING GOD THE PRAISE (IN A HEARTBEAT), THEN RUN IT BACK (to WHAT I WAS ‘CONVEYING’, ….(OR RUN IT FORWARD), “SKIP” (FORWARD) to….THE NEXT THING I CHOOSE to ‘CONVEY’! 😉 Laughing!
I BELIEVE that I’ll DO (VERY) WELL IN SCHOOL AGAIN, (EVEN after ALLLL of THESE YEARS)!! ….I’D BETTER!! 😉 Laughing!
“CIAO!” 🙂
CTFU @Original Man
That must be her camp trying to make her look good before shit hits the fan. Every time she’s on air she flirts like a single loose woman. She throws him under bus constantly and even made him look horrible when they were on a game show together.
Besides, she has the face of SAW and an ass that got pushed in by a dump truck.
OUCH!,
I hope she takes him to the chinese cleaners, for every penny he is worth. Teach him a lesson.
don’t believe everything u read, unless it strictly comes from the sources slash horse’s mouth, which is John “Big Booty” Legend..tehehe.
Regarding THE STATEMENT, “I don’t know WHY he would MARRY her – if HE FELT (THAT MUCH) animosity TOWARDS
2 WORDS, …..”HE’S GAY!!” 😛
Laughing!
I’M FILING (THIS ONE) under …3 WORDS:
—-> “THE BEARD CHRONICLES”!! 😉
LMBBO!!
AND, “SHE” LOOKS LIKE (A “HE”) TO ME!!
“DUDE (LOOKS ‘LIKE’ A LADY)!!!” 😛 😉
LMBBO (AGAIN)!! Laughing! “WOOOO!!”
“HILARIOUS!!”
THEY NEED TO TRY (EVEN HARDER) to FOOL ME!!! 😛 “YOU, (SIR)…..ARE (NO)…..LADY!!!” 😛 😉 “HA!!”…..”QUIT PLAYIN’!!!”
LMBBO!
“REAL FUNNY!!” Laughing!
*In (TAMAR’S) voice* “YOU ‘TRIED’ it!!”
Laughing!
“BOY, PLEEEASE!!” Laughing! PUN (ON ‘BOY’)!!” 😉 Laughing!
“STOP IT!!”
MY SIDE (REALLY) DOES hurts, Y’ALL!! Laughing!
THEY (REALLY) DO THINK that WE’RE “STUPID!!”…..(SMH)!! …”NO, NO!!”
“I WAS BORN (@ NIGHT), but (NOT) LAST NIGHT!!” 😉 Laughing!
I.e, “I (WASN’T) BORN (YESTERDAY)!!” 😉 Laughing!
I’M (NOT) “GREEN” LIKE THAT (TO BELIEVE WHATEVER someone SAYS)!! ….”I’M (NOT) SOUPED!!” Laughing!
ANOTHER SONG, “(DON’T) BELIEVE (THE HYPE)!!”
Laughing!
“I (‘AIN’T’) GOIN’!!” SMH!
“I (CAN’T) GO (FOR THAT)! ‘NO!!’ (NO CAN DOOOOO)!!”
YOU’VE GOT to GET UP “(EAR-LY IN THE MOR-NIN’) ….!!!” -GAP BAND! 😉 Laughing!
LIKE (a DENISE WILLIAMS SONG), THEY are (SO) “SILLY”!! Laughing!
I ENJOY BEING “CHALLENGED”, THOUGH!! “THANKS JOHN, (& ‘CHRISTOPHER’)!!” 😛 😉
HILARIOUS POST!! Laughing!
“THX HSK!!”
I’ve HAD FUN POSTING!! 🙂
Hey sis! Ain’t nothing wrong with that. The struggle is real, and sometimes we got to sacrifice luxuries for what we really need. God Bless you and I wish you nothing but the best during your remembrance of your son. And may he R.I.P.