What The? Secret Society Forms ‘The Church of Yeezus’



    “The rap era’s outta control, brother’s sellin’ their soul. To go gold, going, going, gone, another rapper sold.” ~E.P.M.D., ‘Crossover’

    The devil’s busy, ya’ll … and probably on to the next ‘Kanye.’ Know why? This man has somehow sparked a bizarre, brainwashed group to continue Yeezus’ Blasphemy! Between Yeezus, Beysus and J-Hova, if anyone can’t recognize what’s going on … God help you.

    “Jesus has all this baggage and all these connotations, and Yeezus is this new thing.” ~Yeezianity Founder

    Yup, it’s a wrap. Generation ‘All About Me’ has spoken. Now, let’s look at the so-called ‘Five Pillars’ this sinful set of soulless people say are teachings of this ‘Yeezianity Religion.’

    1. All things created must be for the good of all …

    REALLY? What has ‘Yeezus’ done for Chiraq lately?

    2. No human being’s right to express themselves must ever be repressed …

    Does that include a Black man parading around wrapped in a Confederate flag?

    3. Money is unnecessary except as a means of exchange …

    OKAY THEN, Did ‘Yeezus’ not boast about his squandering of $6,000 on a pair of shoes?

    4. Man possesses the power to create everything he wants and needs …

    WANTS and NEEDS? To some that would be shelter and food. 

    5. All human suffering exists to stimulate the creative powers of Man …

    Would that include slavery, genocide, murder and rape?


    Here’s what Yeezianity’s secret founder told Vice:

    “After I created it, I reflected on it and thought that this was just a rehashing of Christianity, but just throwing Yeezus instead of Jesus. And you know what? That’s why I felt Kanye did it. He just put the name there.

    The one who calls himself Yeezus is a divine being who has been sent by God to usher in a New Age of humanity.

    Jesus has all this baggage and all these connotations, and Yeezus is this new thing—and that’s why I say in the ‘Our Savior’ part of the site, ‘We don’t speak of his public persona.’ Because Yeezus is when Kanye elevates to that God-level.

    We could be anyone you know, from your mailman to the mayor of your city.”