Kim Zolciak Removes Wig; Denies Plastic Surgery

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    Kim Zolciak-Biermann has been slammed by reports that she has had a bunch of plastic surgery. The mother of six looks drastically different from when she first appeared on The Real Housewives of Atlanta back in 2008. Everything from her nose to her eyes and lips look like they have been nipped and tucked, but Kim denies she had any kind of plastic surgery on her face. Do we believe her? Naw…

    kim zolciak before and after

    In the past few months, Kim’s face has changed so much, she’s almost unrecognizable. By looking at the side-by-side comparison pictures, we’re thinking the 37-year-old has had a face lift, chin implant, nose job and a Kylie Jenner lip inflation. Kim has denied she had a nose job, and even posted a photo of her daughter Brielle’s nose to prove that pointy noses run in their family. But Kim’s old photos don’t lie, and some of the world’s top plastic surgeons even agree that she’s been under the knife.

    “This is ridiculous! Top doctors my ass! I have not had surgery on my face period!!!!” – Kim Zolciak Biermann

    Maybe she thinks we’re all dumb, but anybody can Google pictures of Kim from 2008 and instantly see that she’s had some major work done to her face. Just embrace it and be proud of it, girl! You look ten times better anyway!

    The only thing I refuse to co-sign is this monstrosity of a fake booty. She went too far with this one:

    Picture 11

    Smh.

    Kim was busy filming this weekend, but when the cameras shut off, she decided to post a natural photo to shut the haters up once and for all. She took off her wig, wiped off all her makeup, and spent the day swimming in her backyard with her husband, Kroy Biermann, and four of their six kids.

    “Worked this morning took the makeup and hair off and have been swimming with my hot ass hubby and 4 little ones for hrs! Does it get any better than this #IFeelFree #KroyIsSickOfTakingPicsForSnapChat,” -Kim Zolciak Biermann

    Despite her attempt to prove she is au naturale, nobody’s buying it. So, what made Kim decide to go see her plastic surgeon for a full body tune-up? Her new look and body might have something to do with her return to television. Kim and Nene Leakes’ friendship is back on, and the two are headed on a cross country road trip in the new Bravo reality show, The Road to Riches. You knew she wasn’t about to return to television and let Nene look better than her, right?

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    1. They all wanna be Black Women, but they get praised for it by sell Black Men
      Black Women are trendsetter’s White Women just copies and takes credit for it

      Kim is another Black Women wannabe Her husband looks like a racist

      Miss Joyce made Her a Honorable Black Woman lol (White Women wouldn’t do that shyt for Black Women)

      • Trust me CB, all white women don’t want to be black women. The ones who get ass fat injections are bottom feeding trash who can’t cut it in the caucasian world.
        white women admire many characteristics of black women, that is true! But if you really think they wish they could BE black you are delusional.

    2. Now Kim didn’t have work around the eyes. Eyelashes enhance her eyes no work in that area. Now for her butt, no work either. She already had a tootie bootie. Those last four kids made that ass spread. Believe that.

      • She definitely had her eyes done DaR1 amongst other things. Anyone who watched her on RHOA knows Kim is a lazy cow who preferred plastic surgery over working out and eating healthy. I don’t see a problem with getting work done but I hate it when people flaunt their new look and lie about what they’ve had done in order to make us think they are naturally “flawless”.

    3. She hasn’t been out in a while, then suddenly she comes out looking wildly different. Her forehead is smoother, her eyes are larger, you can see more white, and the nasolabial folds are smoother. This is all usually the result of a facelift. Her nasal bridge and nasal tip have been altered. She is the one making a big to do about not having surgery. Her denials are funny. She gonna bankrupt her husband.

    4. She looks 50 times better. I honestly don’t see why she is denying it. Ever since the Kartrashians began ruling the world, plastic surgery isn’t the taboo it once was. Considering every major white actress has has tons of it, why would that D list country bumpkin want to be so secretive?

    5. Exactly. I thought she looked 40 something when I first saw her, and she wasn’t an attractive 40 something either. I can’t lie, she looks pretty good now in that blond bimbo way, and she does look 15 years younger. She had that Eastern European thing happening with her facial features before the surgery, and she has had those features obliterated. Now she looks like she could be of Nordic origins.

    6. WHITE WOMEN WANT TO BE VBLACK AND BLACK WOMEN WANNA BE WHITE.

      WHEN THEY INVENT MELANIN SHOTS ALL THESE WHITES ARE GONNA SELL THEIR MAMAS FALSE TEETH FOR IT.

      • Black women do not want to be white… The only thing black women want is more manageable hair, so don’t get it twisted. More manageable not stringy.

        • Oh come on. Yo know there are plenty of BW who would like to be white. Just because you don’t, which is laudable, don’t make such a blanket statement. Did you never see Tyra or Ricki do the “I wanna be white” shows?

      • “WAIT A minute”, ….”HOL’ UP, HOL’ , HOL’ UP!!”, (AS THEY SAY)! Laughing! .. I.e, ….”HOLD UP!!”…”STOP the PRESS”, CRAZY CHRIS! Laughing!
        THIS IS 1 BLACK WOMAN that IS (VERY) “PROUD” to BE “BLACK”!!!, …THANK YOU! 😛
        NOW, YOU MADE (A FUNNY), but, re: US WANTING (to BE WHITE), “I (AM NOT ‘AMUSED’!!” 😛 …..I’m (NOT) SURE (EXACTLY) “WHY” YOU STATED THAT, (& MADE such A ‘BROAD’ GENERALIZATION), LIKE YOU DID, but, “I HATE that!!!”…SO, (WITH ALL DUE RESPECT), I’LL TOUCH on ‘SEVERAL’ THINGS TO TRY TO ‘DEBUNK’ YOUR STATEMENT), & GET YOU TO “SEE things (“MY WAY”), LIKE USHER SAID! 😉 LAUGHING! “O-K?” 🙂

        HERE’S (SOME “GUMBO”) FO’ YO’ AZZZZ, “CRAZY” CHRIS!! Laughing! *SMILE* 🙂
        *SINGING* HE
        “LIKES it (MYYY WAAAAY)!!” 😉 Laughing! 🙂
        “OHHH, LAWD, U ‘DONE’ GOT (HER) ‘STARTED’!” 😉 Laughing! 😛
        “READY??, ….O-K!” 😉 HMMM, THAT RHYMES, MY WAY, & OK! Laughing! “BUT, ANYWAY”, …”HAIR” GOES! 😉 Laughing! …IF (YOUR) STATEMENT IS (IN REGARDS TO BLACK women WANTING to BE WHITE, &….IN TERMS of HAIR), …although MY hair is (NOT) “NAPPY”, …. (@ TIMES, I WISH that IT WAS), …b/c I’VE SEEN ‘sum’ (ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL) “NATURAL” HAIRSTYLES ON YOUTUBE, AS WELL as IN PERSON, & “THE COARSER THE hair, (THE BETTER)…. the RESULTS, SUCH AS with THE ‘CHUNKY’ TWISTS HAIRSTYLE, (THAT RESEMBLES “CHEETOS®”!!” …”MMM, I LOVE “CHEETOS”®, BTW, (CRUNCHY, CHEESY), & SALTY, “MMM!” 😛 Laughing! 🙂 IKR? “HIGH BLOOD pressure, (IF U EAT….TOO MANY….@ ONCE)!!” ….BUT, (SO) TASTY, INDEED! Laughing!
        BTW, “EAT ’em (IN MODERATION), Y’ALL, IF, &/OR WHEN U EAT ’em!” 🙂 …IJS..”JUST LOOKIN’ OUT (FOR YOU)!!” O:-)

        Ok, BACK to HAIR! 🙂 I MEAN, THOSE “NATURAL” SISTAS HAIR ‘be’ LOOKIN’ (ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL, & ‘FLY’, …’REPRESENTIN” THEMSELVES, & OUR CULTURE), ‘PROUDLY, I MIGHT ADD, (IMHO, …IN TERMS of SPORTING ‘AESTHETICALLY’ BEAUTIFUL HAIRSTYLES, WORN ‘WITH CONFIDENCE’)!! ‘YESSS!!” B-) ….I.e, “THEIR HAIR looks (ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL)” (from 1 “SISTA” TO ANOTHA), that CAN ‘COMPLIMENT’ ANOTHA SISTA, (WITHOUT A BACKHANDED REMARK), “OR
        tryin’ TO HIT ON THEM, (WITH THAT ol’ GAY “CRAP”)!! SMH!! “NO, NO, (NEITHER) ONE of those APPLY (TO ME)!!” …”I’M (OLD SCHOOL), BABY, ‘TAUGHT’ (BY THE BEST)!!” 😉 🙂 … For those that MIGHT NOT “underSTAND” people (NOT) ‘CHOOSING’ TO SPEAK (THE KING’S ENGLISH)! “WHAT KING?!?!” 😛 “HA!!” Laughing! 😉 “HMPH!!” …”W/E!!” …”NEVER MET him, OR (Y’ALL’S) ‘UNCLE’, ….. SAM!!” LAUGHING! “DON’T CARE TO!!” 😛 😉 “GET OUT of HERE!!! ….YO!! 😛 Laughing!

        “ANYWAY”, I SAY….(TO THOSE THAT DO), ‘REPRESENT’….(WITH CONFIDENCE), …AS I (OFTEN) DO, ….”GO (‘HEAD), MY SISTAAAAAAAS)!!! …..’REPRESENT’!!” 😉
        LIKE PAC, (& DANNY BOY) SAID, “I (‘AIN’T’) MAD ATCHAAAAAA, …..I (‘AIN’T’) MAD ATCHA!!” 😉 “ROCK ON, (WIT’CHA BAD SELVES)!!” ….”DO (YOU), MY SISTAS!!” 🙂

        AS (FOR ME), ….HAVING (A LOT of: BLACK, INDIAN, & ….”also” some WHITE ANCESTRY IN ME….FROM WAY BACK WHEN), …”HUSH, it’s ‘PROBABLY’ (JUST A LITTLE!!”….”BET NOT (NOBODY) GO THERE (ABOUT THAT LAST part of MY ANCESTRY), ….’O-K’?!!!” 😛 Laughing! 🙂 ….. “IT IS (what IT IS)!!” AND,
        “You (CAN’T) ‘CHANGE’ (THAT)!” :'( REMEMBER RAY PARKER, JR., Y’ALL?? laughing! “OLD SCHOOL, BABY!!” 😉 🙂
        I’MA HAVE TO GOOGLE him (TO SEE WHERE he is TODAY)!! 🙂

        “ANYWAY”, ….I’VE GOT A (SEMI-FINE, “CRINKLY”, /WAVY), WHEN WET, GRADE of NO NAP, (CURLY, WHEN DRENCHED), head OF HAIR, (BEFORE it STARTS TO DRY), ….BUT, “THICK”, (WHEN AIR dried), ….HEAD FULL of HAIR, (THAT DOES WHATEVER THE HECK IT WANTS to on “ANY GIVEN DAY”)!! :'( smh! I’M LIKE, (HAIR), “WHO’S (THE BOSS)??” …”DON’T YOU DARE: ‘JHERRI CURL’ ME, …(OR ‘FRIZZ UP’ ON ME)!!….’BE TAME today (FOR ME), ‘PLEASE’!!….’BEHAVE’!!” SMH, &laughing (@ MY HAIR PEP TALK)!! Laughing! “O-K?” 😉 ….(SOMETIMES), I would LIKE to ROCK (A MEDIUM-SIZED FRO), THAT I CAN WASH, CONDITION, SPRAY, PICK IT OUT, …PAT IT, & GO, (LIKE I USED to have BACK in THE DAY), AFTER I CUT it ALL OFF, BEFORE it (ALL) GREW BACK….AROUND 7-9 MONTHS LATER, (& GREW OUT of THAT STYLE), BLOWIN’ IN THE WIND, (ALL OVER the PLACE), …BIG, LIKE ANGELA DAVIS’, (BUT BIGGER), …& STARTED HANGIN’ DOWN to MY SHOULDERS (AGAIN)! :'( Laughing!
        “MAN, I MISS my ‘FRO’, (BUT, NOT ENOUGH to CUT it ALMOST ALL OFF again), TO ‘GO NATURAL’, ANY time SOON, (LIKE I already DID)!! Laughing!…I (DIDN’T) DO THE BC, …”THE BIG CHOP”!!…(I CUT MY RELAXER, OR ‘PERM’, AS MOST people CALL it) OFF ‘GRADUALLY’, UNTIL I GOT to THE “NATURAL” TEXTURE, (FORGETTING that OUR ENDS are ‘NATURALLY’ STRAIGHT), in MY FAMILY, … ON MY MOTHER’S side of THE FAMILY, (& LOOKS like MY DAD’S side, ‘TOO’), but, REALLY WAVY-TO CURLY (@ THE ROOTS), with STRAIGHT, TO (KIND OF FRIZZY ENDS), EVEN WITH HOT OIL TREATMENTS…..(ON THE REGULAR), & CLIPPIN’ ’em!! Laughing! IKR? ..So, I KEPT-A-CHOPPIN’, (TIL I HAD ‘NEARLY’ CUT ALL my DOGGONE HAIR OFF), & HAD A (MEDIUM-SIZED) “FRO”! B-) “YAAAY!!” Laughing! 🙂
        I LOVED it, THOUGH, (& ‘OTHERS’ did, TOO), WANTING TO ‘TOUCH’ it!! ….”WHAT?!?!”
        BABY, …”(DON’T DO it), it ‘AIN’T’ WORTH it!!” 😛 Cuz, U KNOW you WANT….YO’ HANDS!! “HA!!” (NO GOOD LUCK WILL COME….FROM IT), CAPTAIN HOOK!! 😛 LMBBO!! “O-K?!” 😉

        AS I SAY, (& HAVE SAID ‘MANY’ times BEFORE), “HAIR IS JUST (GOD’S PROTECTION for OUR SCALPS, ‘&’ WARMTH for OUR HEADS,…..WHEN IT’S COLD OUTSIDE)”, BABY!! 😉 🙂 “(HAIR is simply COVERING for OUR SCALPS), …THAT ‘HELPS’ PROTECT OUR SCALPS FROM HARM, & INJURY, (SUCH AS FROM potentially HARMFUL SUN RAYS, ‘SUN BURNS’, UV RAYS, ‘BLISTERING’, ETC., ETC)!!” …THE HOLY SPIRIT TOLD me THAT!!….HE said, “HAIR IS: your (PROTECTIVE) ‘CUSHIONING’, FOR YOUR HEAD, (& ‘ALSO’ it’s YOUR “CROWNING GLORY)!!” 🙂 …&, THAT’S THAT!!..
        SO, “WHY do (SO MANY) PEOPLE “TRIP” (over HAIR???…..PITTING ‘GRADES’ OF HAIR (AGAINST ANOTHER)??”….SOMETHIN’that GOD MADE….FOR US….TO ‘PROTECT’ , AND ‘BLESS’ OUR HEADS) …FOLKS WANNA ‘ARGUE’ ABOUT, (& DOWN-‘GRADE’ ONE ANOTHER WITH)??” 🙁 🙁
        …”GET IT??”……”MESSAGE!!!”….”RE-READ it!” 😉 I MEAN, “WHAT does (a person, LIKE ME, … WITH SO-CALLED “GOOD” HAIR) GET, ….AN A+??,….(WHILE A PERSON with ‘NAPPY’, OR ‘COARSE/KINKY’-TO”BRILLOW” PAD TEXTURED HAIR GETS, ….AN F)??”….SMH!!! ….”CUZ, (SOME folks ‘SURE’ DO THINK, “&” ACT like it)!!” SMH@THEM!! JUST LIKE with THE “PRETTY VS. ‘UGLY’ THING!!” SMH@ —>(“DISCRIMINATION), RACISM, (COLORISM), SEXISM, ELITE-ISM (AND MISOGYNY) ALL TOGETHER!!!”…”IS (THAT) WHY (SOME) FOLKS THINK that WE “WANNA BE (WHITE)”…….”BECAUSE of: A.) HOW (WE’RE DONE), OR, B). BECAUSE OF ‘HOW’ (WE) DO EACH other????”….(SOMEBODY, PLEASE TELL me)!! …”BECAUSE, ‘ACTUALLY’…(ALL of it) SUCKS!!” 🙁 SMH@ (ALL) of IT!!! …

        OK, NOW, LET’S DO (AN ‘EQUATION’), “SHALL WE??” 😉 I LOVE THOSE!! 🙂
        OK, … SINCE HAIR = A ‘BLESSING’, …TELL ME, …1). …”DO YOU WANT MY hair, …OR, (MY) ‘BLESSING’, (PER SE), “FOR EXAMPLE”, ….JUST because it’s ‘CONSIDERED’ TO BE….’GOOD’ HAIR??” ….”IF SO, (HOW LUDICROUS) IS THAT (TO ME)!!!” Laughing! BTW, I SAID “FOR EXAMPLE”, (SO ‘NOBODY’ TRIP with ME, & ACT ‘CRAZY’), “YA DIG?!” 😉 Laughing! “TODAY (is NOT) the DAY, (& TOMORROW ‘WON’T’ BE, ‘EITHER’), JUST so YOU KNOW!!…’O-K’?!” 😛 Laughing@ME! …

        OK, & 2). “ARE YOU NOT ‘BLESSED’, (AS WELL), ‘REGARDLESS’ OF HAIR TEXTURE’??” …3)…”IS YOUR hair NOT (YOUR) ‘CROWNING GLORY’, (AS WELL)??”
        😉 “MESSAGE!!” 😉 🙂
        I’M “TELLIN'” (YOU), NOW YOU TELL ME!! 🙂
        4). …”DO YOU WANT (THE HAIR of: A CAUCASIAN PERSON …A ‘BRAZILIAN’ 😉 Laughing! ….A PUERTO RICAN, …AN ‘INDIAN’, 😉 …..(OR OTHER), because YOU’RE ‘ASHAMED’ of (YOUR OWN) ‘BLESSING’?? “CUZ, SOMETIMES things (ARE NOT) what they’re CRACKED UP….TO BE, (THINGS CAN GET “ENTANGLED”), ….”So, DON’T get IT TWISTED!”….(NO PUN INTENDED)! 😉 Laughing! IJS…5)…..OR, “Do you ‘ALSO’ WEAR (THE HAIR THAT GOD ‘BLESSED’ YOU TO GROW…FROM YOUR OWN SCALP), ‘AS WELL as’ SWITCH IT UP a lil’ BIT, (ALSO wearing PONYTAILS), ‘FOR EXAMPLE’, …(FOR TIME’S SAKE), to get OUT THE DOOR ‘QUICKER’??”…&/OR 5A)….”OTHER ‘PROTECTIVE’ STYLES (FOR VERSATILITY)??”.. OR, 5B). “IF YOU (NEVER) ‘SHOW’ (YOUR GOD-given) HAIR, ….GROWN FROM (YOUR) SCALP, WHAT…..’MAKES’ CONSTITUTES ‘GOOD’ (TO YOU)???…..(HAIR WITHOUT ‘NAPS’)???” ….”IF SO”, ….AGAIN, “THAT’S LUDICROUS (TO ME)!!”, & I’M ‘NAP-FREE’, BTW!! :'( laughing @ :'( ! …..I SAY, “PEOPLE, (DO YOU)!!…’EMBRACE’ (WHAT GOD ‘BLESSED’ YOU with), & IF (YOU) SO ‘CHOOSE’, …IT’S OK to ‘SWITCH IT UP (A LIL’ BIT, FROM TIME TO TIME’), …BUT ‘EMBRACE’ YOUR (NATURAL BORN) BEAUTY, (OVERALL)!!”, JUST like I DO!!! 🙂
        “WE’RE BEAUTIFUL (NATURALLY), ‘WITHOUT’ CHANGING ANYTHING!! 😉 *smile* ImHO, I BET you DIDN’T KNOW…IF SOMEONE HIT someone with (FINE, THIN, OR CONSIDERED “GOOD” HAIR) OVER THE HEAD…WITH A BOTTLE, (THEN DID THE SAME to someone WITH THICK, COARSE, ‘NAPPY’, OR ‘WOOLY’ HAIR), THE PERSON WITH ‘NAPPY’ HAIR….HAS (MORE ) “CUSHIONING” (to ‘HELP’ TO ‘PROTECT’ THEIR HEADS), & THE PERSON WITH THAT “FINE”, (STRAIGHT), OR “GOOD” HAIR’S HEAD….IS “SPLIT (RIGHT DOWN to THE ‘WHITE’ MEAT), SUGGESTING OF ‘WHITE’! 😉 6)…”DID YOU (EVER) STOP…TO ‘THINK’…(OF THAT)???” 😉
        So, A ‘WOOLY’-HEADED person (WITH ‘COARSER’, THICKER HAIR)….would PROBABLY SURVIVE THE HIT ‘BETTER’, BECAUSE OF HAVING ‘BETTER’ HAIR….FOR (PROTECTIVE) ‘PURPOSES’!! 😉 & JESUS WAS “WOOLY”-HAIRED, BTW! 😉 “SO, (Y’ALL) BETTER STOP (THE MADNESS)!!” 😛 Laughing! “OK??” 🙂

        “See”, …..(GOD’S) WORD SAYS that “EVERY THING has A ‘PURPOSE!!” …7). “So, WOULD NOT (EVEN OUR HAIR)??!!” ;-)… “MESSAGE!!”…”SEE” (THAT)?? 😉
        “GET” (IT)?? 😉 HOPE SO!! 🙂

        See, I (HAVE) “ACTUALLY” BEEN “TAUGHT”, what HAIRS ‘PURPOSE’ IS )!!… “SCROLL UP, (IF YOU MISSED its ‘DUALITY’), …& ‘LEARN’ SOMETHIN’ (NEW) today), WHILE..YA CAN! …IF you don’t (ALREADY) ‘KNOW’, (WHO, & WHAT I DO), O:-) THAT IS!!” 😉 “Y’ALL GON’ LEARN (‘TUH-DAY!!” 😉 Laughing! “TODAY!”…”KEEP hangin’ AROUND (SOME) of us (HERE, ON HSK), & ‘SEE (THE LIGHT)’!!” 😉 🙂 SOME, ppl, #NO SO MUCH, (REGARDLESS OF HOW ‘PLAIN’ IT’S MADE)!!….”PREACH!!” ….”MAKE IT (PLAIN), ‘PREACHA’!! …..AND THEIR (STILL) “STUCK (ON STUPID), IMHO, THAT IS! 😛 LMBBO! 🙂

        Cuz, I am (SO) TIRED of (ALL) of THE ‘FOOLERY’…(CONCERNING “GOOD HAIR VS. BAD hair”, ….”STRAIGHT HAIR VS. ‘NAPPY’ hair”, (LIGHT skin VS. DARK skin), & VICE VERSA, (MEN VS. WOMEN), & VICE VERSA, …(AND) “WHITE VS. BLACK, (& VICE VERSA)”, that…I COULD ….’LITERALLY’….JUST SCREEEEAM!!!….(PICTURE a BLACK, (OLDER), FEMALE McCAULEY CAULKIN SCREAMIN’)! “AAAAHHHH!!” Laughing! YEAH, THAT’S ME (that YOU PICTURE)!! 😛 Laughing!

        *POP QUIZ!*
        “SERIOUSLY”, ….LIKE EYEBROWS ‘PROTECT’ OUR EYES from THINGS getting INTO them, FOR EXAMPLE, “HAIR HELPS to PROTECT OUR SCALPS ….FROM WHAT??….(INJURY)!!”… “MESSAGE!”- THE WAYANS BROTHERS! 😉 I FORGOT WHICH 1, THOUGH SAID that! Laughing! 🙂
        “TEACHER, (TEACH)!!” 😉 🙂 “O-K!” 🙂

        Ok, NOW ‘PICTURE’ (EVERYONE) BALD, YET (SOME) people’s SKIN IS ‘SENSITIVE’, (LIKE MINE)!! ….NOW, YOU’RE BALD, (TAKIN’ A HOT SHOWER), and THAT ‘HOT’ WATER HITS your (SENSITIVE) SCALP…WITH A VENGEANCE!! “OUCH!!” …”OK??” 😉 …

        O-K, ….NOW….GO OUTSIDE (into THE ‘BLAZING’ HEAT, WIT’CHA ‘BALD’ HEAD SELF), WITHOUT A HAT ON, ….but you’re (NOT) ‘ACCUSTOMED’ to BEING ‘BALD’, (NOW),…”REMEMBER??”….SORT of “LIKE: A HAIRLESS CAT”, (OR KFC’S “FEATHERLESS” ‘CHICKENS’)!! #CLONED (MUCH)?!?! 😛 (NO “YARD BIRD” THERE)!! 😛 LMBBO!!! 🙂 HONEY, “I (DON’T) FOOL (WITH THEM, OR “MICKEY D’S”)!!…’NO’, ‘NO’,… ‘NO’, ‘NO’!!” -ALICIA KEYS (ON “FALLIN'”)! 😉 Laughing! ….NOW, BACK (TO THE “FEATHERLESS”, ….’CLONED’ BIRDS), “TASTY??” 😛 LMBBO!! & THE “HAIRLESS” CATS…”CHINESE, ANYONE?? 😛 LMBBO!! “BETTER YOU, (THAN ME)!! Laughing! BUT, “DO YOU!!” 😉 LMBBO!!…HONEY, SOMETIMES “IMITATION (IS NOT) …THE BEST form OF FLATTERY”, (TO ME)!!! 😉 Laughing@ME! ….

        ….BUT, (SURELY), I DIGRESS!! =-O LML! But, with (NO MORE) ‘PROTECTION’ THAN THAT….(FOR YOUR ‘SLICK’, SENSITIVE SCALP), YOU’RE OUTSIDE, “HAIRLESS”, LIKE A CAT, OR “CLONED” BIRD, 😉 …. (with your L.L COOL J. HEADS), ALL MESSED UP!! 😛 LMBBO! …I DECLARE that I “ACTUALLY” HEARD (SOMEBODY) SAY….(IN THE SPIRITUAL realm), “WHAT THE HELL?!?!” 😉 Laughing! “OOOH”, (I’M TELLIN’)! Laughing! “J/K!!” (HE) “already” KNOWS! GOD, (& L.L)!
        😉 🙂

        But, (NOW) you “SEE” (WHAT I MEAN about HAIR), & NOT ‘APPRECIATING’ WHAT (YOU) HAVE???,….(FOR THOSE of you THAT DON’T), THAT IS!! “SEE??” ;-)…. “GOOD!!” 🙂 NOW, ….I JUST “BROKE THAT DOWN (FOR YOU)…about “HAIRS PURPOSE”!! ….TO (THOSE of you without THE PROPER “INNERSTANDING”!! (INNER “WORKING” KNOWLEDGE of THINGS that might NOT be “RUDIMENTARY”), but NOT ALL THAT ‘COMPLEX’ (TO SOME) of us!! 😉 …. (SOME of you) “UNDERSTAND”….(BASIC) THINGS that HAVE been MADE ‘PLAIN’ (BY OTHERS) TO YOU, (LIKE with THIS POST)!! 😉 BTW, …. “YW!!” 🙂 “TRULY!!” O:-) 🙂 ….AND, (SOME of us) “OVERstand” (COMPLEX) things that (AREN’T) NORMALLY ‘REVEALED’ (TO THE MASSES)!!….’COMPLEX’ THINGS that (WOULD) ACTUALLY “CONFUSE” (THE NORM), MADE ‘PLAIN’ (BY THE HOLY SPIRIT) unto US!! 🙂 🙂 And, I’M (NOT) STATING that WE ARE (ANY) “BETTER” than THOSE that (SIMPLY) “UNDERSTAND”!!, …….”NO, NO!!” JUST LIKE (SO-CALLED) “GOOD” hair (IS NOT) ANY “BETTER”….(THAN ‘COARSE’, &/OR SO-CALLED ‘NAPPY’ hair)!! SMH! “GEE!!”….”HAIR ‘GRADE’ IS TO HAIR MAVENS….WHAT “OVERSTANDING” IS TO GENIUSES!!” ….”GET” (it)???”
        ….SO, “WHERE, then, MY PEOPLE, …IS OUR ‘BETTERMENT’??”…..I’VE SEEN “BITTER-MEANT” ONLINE, & OFFLINE ‘EVERY’ SINGLE DAY!! 🙁 …(I JUST MADE that UP), BTW!! 😉 🙂 ….NOW, ….BY (NO) MEANS….DID I STATE (that) ANYBODY’S ‘BETTER’, (SMARTER, OR PRETTIER), IN THUS POST!!…WHAT I MEAN…is that “WE’RE (ALL) JUST, DIFFERENT!!”….”HOWEVER”, (IN SOME ways) we’re ALIKE!!” …”THAT’S ALL!!”….AND, THAT is (MY POINT), PEOPLE!!! 😉 “GET IT!!!!”…..
        “PLEASE!!” 🙂 I CAN’T (ALWAYS) DISSEMINATE (EVERY THING) HERE…ON HSK!! …&, EVEN THOUGH THIS is (A LONG POST)! “MY BAD!!”…But, “I JUST HATE to BE ‘CLUMPED’ TOGETHER…. (in a GROUP), &/OR ‘CATEGORY’ (WITH EVERYONE ELSE), when “I’M (MY OWN) ‘IN-DI-VI-DU-AL’, (A SEPARATE EN-TI-TY… from….EVERYONE ELSE), EVEN MY PARENTS, FAMILY, FRIENDS), & ‘CHURCH FAMILY’ !!!”….”& I HATE (TO ‘SEE’ people DO US (LIKE THAT)!!, MEANING, “PLEASE STOP (GENERALIZING), &/OR STEREOTYPING!!!!”…”DAAAANG!!!”
        ….THX!!” 🙂 “SEE WHAT YOU STARTED??” laughing!
        BUT, “SERIOUSLY”, ….”FOLKS (REALLY DO) ‘NEED’ TO “RAISE UP (OFF those ‘BLANKET’ STATEMENTS)… ‘GENERALIZING’ WOMEN…(AS IF
        EVERY-1 of us ……IS 1 in THE SAME)!!” SMH! “NO, NO, NO!!!”….”NO DISRESPECT”, but, …..”NO, NO, BABY!” …..”I: CAME INTO this world BY MYSELF, (MEANING….AS AN INDIVIDUAL), ….THINK “INDEPENDENTLY”, (UNLIKE ANY OTHER),
        😉 “THANK GOD!!!”, ….AND…am gonna “PASS ON” (TO GLORY) … GUESS HOW?? ….”BY MYSELF DOG-GONNED SELF!!” …(AS an INDIVIDUAL BE-ING!! 😉 “THASS RIGHT!” Laughing! “THAT’S RIGHT!” … “THAT (IS) CORRECT!”…YOU (PROBABLY) GUESSED it (BY NOW)!! “HUH??” #INDELIBLE MARK LEFT MUCH?? 😉 Laughing! ….”GOOD!!” 🙂 🙂 And, “WHO am I even CONVERSING with???” Laughing! “HAA, HAAAA!!” 🙂 “WHO is (ACTUALLY) READING this??” 🙂 IdK, but, ..
        IJS….”I (HATE) when PEOPLE ‘GENERALIZE’, (AS IF EVERY ONE is THE SAME)!!” SMH! …. J4TR, (JUST for THE RECORD), ….IN CASE (you) CAN’T TELL, …”CLEARLY WE (ARE all NOT THE SAME)!!” 😉 😛 “ISN’T it OBVIOUS to you (BASED on: MY THOUGHTS, AND …MY TEXT)??” 😉 LMBBO!! IKR? 🙂 “SEE??” laughing!

        NOT (YET)??? :-\
        @CRAZY CHRIS, As I’VE SAID NUMEROUS, … (COUNTLESS) TIMES BEFORE, HERE, ON HSK, & EVERYWHERE ELSE, (ON, & OFFLINE), *throws ‘RIGHT’ FIST (UP in THE AIR), & SAYS IN JAMES BROWN’S most ‘RESOUNDING’ VOICE* ….JAMES (TO US): “SAY IT (LOUD)!!!”….WITHOUT (NO) hes-i-TA-TION, (WITHOUT ANY hesitation), BABY!! 😉
        —>I SAY: “I’M BLACK, (AND I’m PROUD)!!!” 😉 🙂 “YESSS, HONEY, I ‘HEARD’ JAMES ‘BROWN’, (THAT BARE-CHESTED, DARK-SKINNED, SOULFUL SINGER, WITH THE ‘COIFFED’, BLACK HAIR, …& ‘HAPPY’ FEET, THAT DID THE SPLITS…SO ‘WONDERFULLY’), ….AND MY MOTHER, (A BEAUTIFUL, ROASTED COFFEE-COLOURED WOMAN), THAT MARCHED (FOR EQUALITY), ….”INTEGRATED” (THE SOCIAL SECURITY OFFICE, & CREDIT BUREAUS BACK IN THE SEVENTIES), WHILE I was growin’ UP IN THE SEVENTIES, …’LOUD, (AND ‘CLEAR’) …..TELL ME …..(WHO I WAS), & AM, BAY-BEE!!!” 😉 😀 “CHIIILE, …IF u (DON’T) WANT ME….TO APPEAR to be LIKE A ‘PIT BULL …(IN A SKIRT’), ….(GNAWING….ON A BONE),….’EVER’, (AGAIN), ‘NEVER’ ….’CLUMP’ ME (in…WITH ‘EVERY’ body ELSE), ‘EVER’ AGAIN, (BY SAYING WOMEN), b/c I AM 1!!”….”CUZ, WE ARE (ALL) DIFFERENT, (& I’MJUST ME)!!” 😉 ….”HAVE (YOU) ‘NOT’ EYES….(TO SEE)???” laughing! “DAAAANG!!” ….”I HAVE (NEVER), WILL, &/OR WILL (NEVER) WANT….TO BE ‘WHITE’!!!”….”OR (ANY OTHER) race, &/(OR) NATIONALITY, BTW!!!” 😛 “I LOVE (WHO GOD, & MY PARENTS MADE me)!!!” ….”THANK you!!” 😛 😉 🙂

        “OH, SNAP”, (SOMETIMES when I call MYSELF CHECKIN’ FOR ERRORS), I’LL THINK of SOMETHIN’ ELSE, (& ADD TO my TEXT)! “MY BAD!” So, “THIS IS (OUT OF CONTEXT)! Laughing! “OOPS!”
        W/e! Laughing! ..”JUST ROLL (WITH it), BABY!” 😉 Laughing! …”OK?” 🙂

        UNLIKE MY ‘WAVY’ HAIR, (THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE A FREAKIN’ JHERRI CURL, WHEN WET), ….R.I.P, MR. COMER! O:-) 😉
        LML, & SMH (CUZ IT GETS ‘UNRULY’ SOMETIMES)!!,…WHEN ALLOWED TO ‘AIR DRY’, …IT …..’CAN’ get [KIND of FRIZZY AROUND the FRONT PERIMETER, IF LEFT TO AIR DRY]- & “SPRIGS UP”, [OR “STICKS OUT”, LIKE ‘SPRIGS’, (ON THE SIDES), IF NOT BRUSHED DOWN!! Laughing! SMH! LIKE it did IN MY SIXTH GRADE PICTURE….[1 HOT, “UNRULY” MESS]!! HONEY, I PLAYED, & HAD FUN IN RECESS (BEFOREHAND)!! Laughing! #FUN TIMES!! 🙂

        But, ….IF I DON’T HURRY UP, & SLAP SOME OIL, &/OR GREASE ON it, & BRUSH IT (REAL GOOD),…. it starts SWELLIN’ UP RAPIDLY, (INTO 1 big ol’ THICK, WAVY/STRAIGHT ‘POOF’)!! :'( LMBBO!!, & SMH!! &, “BELIEVE YOU ME, ….IT DOES IT’S OWN THING, ….[AS IT SEES FIT]!!” :'( LMBBO! ….LIKE WHEN I WASH, & CONDITION it, & LET’S SAY I START CLEANING UP MY HOUSE, FOR EXAMPLE, & IT STARTS DRYING ‘NATURALLY’, ….(“WHOA NELLY”)!! Laughing! BTW, I SAW HIM (IN CONCERT), WITH THE ST. LUNATICS, TOO (@ TSU’S GENTRY CENTER)!! B-) Laughing! ….”ANYWAY”, .. I’LL HAVE 1 BIG OL’ “CURLY”, (IN SOME places), …WAVY, & STRAIGHT…IN OTHERS, (MOP-LIKE), ‘TANGLED’, (UNMANAGEABLE), THICK HECK….OF A MESS, (IF I DON’T TEND to it “RIGHT AWAY”), THAT IS! Smh, :'( “RUN, FORREST, RUNNNNN!!” (RUN, & GET YO’ HAIR products, QUICK)!! LMBBO!! 😛 “QUICKLY!” ;-)….&, FOLKS SAY, “GIRL, YOU’RE LUCKY, (CUZ YOU’VE GOT THAT ‘GOOD’ HAIR)!!” ….Me: “THANK you!”–> (BUT, THINKIN’…’OH, YEAH’??….”THEN, YOU come ‘MANAGE’ it, THEN, BUDDY!!!” :^) “HA, HA!”….”HERE, (U) ‘HAVE @ it’, (& TRY UNTANGLING it, WITHOUT PULLIN’ IT ALL OUT)…ON YO’ HEAD, (AFTER IT DRIES ‘NATURALLY’), WHILE YOU’RE CLEANIN’ UP THE HOUSE”, THAT IS!!…”HERE, HAVE (@ BOTH)!!” 😉 (BWAHAAAHAAAA)!! 😛
        “GOOD LUCK, DEARIE B.!!” Laughing! 🙂

        So, DO I (EVERY ‘few’ YEARS) throw A “TEXTURE SOFTENER” IN IT (TO “MANAGE” it), “JUST FOR ME??” 😉 TEEHEE! …&/OR put SOME GREASE, OR (A LIL’ OLIVE, COCONUT, ARGAN, CASTOR oil MIXTURE that I MIXED TOGETHER), & SOME HOT, OR WARM WATER on a BRISTLE BRUSH, …BRUSH IT ALL UP IN A PONYTAIL, (THEN THROW a ‘STORE-BOUGHT’ $11.99 + TAX PONYTAIL OVER it)….BTW, THEY ‘DONE’ WENT UP (A WHOLE DOLLAR), SINCE LAST YEAR, OR THE YEAR BEFORE!! “MAAANNN!!” 🙁 Laughing! #FRUGALISTA MUCH?! 😉 B-) “YEAH!!” …”SO, (YEAH), FOR CONVENIENCE, I’LL SLAP ON A PONYTAIL, ….SOMETIMES, (LIKE WHEN I’M IN a HURRY to get OUT THE DOOR) FOR CHURCH, WORK, OR AN APPOINTMENT!!”…”YES, HONEY, I’LL DO A 2 (QUICK, 2 MINUTE HAIR REGIMEN), & SLAP a lil’ OIL on (MY HAIR), RUN some WATER (ON my BRUSH), ….PUT it ALL UP (IN A NICE PONYTAIL), & put A (WHAT? …12-14″ PONYTAIL)?….OVER IT, ….I BELIEVE it’s 12″! (NOT SURE)! Laughing! IDC! ….(But, I’LL BRUSH my SEMI-FINE, WAVY ‘BABY HAIR’ DOWN), #CHILLI MUCH?….UH, “NO!”…(JUST ME)! 😉 ….& GO ‘HEAD ON..’…WIT’ MY BAD self…(RIGHT on OUT THE FRONT DOOR) “in an EXPEDITIOUS MANNER”, (ARRIVING to my DESTINATION ON TIME), ….WHEN NECESSARY!!… (MOST, &/OR SOME of THE TIME), @ LEAST! Laughing! “FOR WHAT IS Time??….(BUT A MEASURE….THEREOF….OF MOMENTS)”, LIKE I TOLD Y’ALL LAST year!! 😉 🙂 …
        ….AND, IS A TEXTURE SOFTENER GREAT (FOR MANAGEABILITY) SOME-TIMES?? 😉 “CHECK IT!” 😉 ….”YES!!” 🙂 “MOST DEFINITELY!!”….ALTHOUGH “I OWE (NO ONE, BUT GOD) ‘ANY’ EXPLANATIONS (of “WHY” I DO….WHAT I DO) CONCERNING ME!!!”….”IJS”…..”HEY, (EVERYBODY), “DO (YOU), ….while I (CONTINUE….TO) DO ME!!”…&, WITH SUCH ‘FLAIR’, (& SUCH JAZZ), SOMETIMES “ON THE LOW-LOW”, (LOW-KEY), & (SOMETIMES) “OSTENTATIOUSLY”!! 😉 *smile*
        Does (THAT) MEAN that I, “WANNA BE WHITE”?? ….”HELLLLL 2 THE NO!!” 😛 “R.I.P WHITNEY!!”…BK, “ALSO”!!
        …. SO, (UNLIKE MY HAIR @ TIMES), “DON’T …get it TWISTED!” [PUN ON WORDS], OR NO pun?? 😉 TEEHEE! #”CONFUSED MUCH??”
        😉 LMBBO!!!! 😉

        HONEY, (LOTS of us) ‘ARE’ …..’PROUD’ (TO BE BLACK), BABY, ….REGARDLESS of (ANY) HAIRSTYLE, WAVY, (CURLY), OR STRAIGHT!! 😉 “VERSATILITY IS NICE sometimes!!”…..BUT, ‘DAAAANG’, THAT (DOESN’T) MEAN that WE “WANNA BE (WHITE)!!!”….”FUNNY!!” Laughing! *THINKIN’*….HMMM, ( “ACTUALLY, ..NOT REALLY)!!”…”I (AM NOT) —-> MY HAIR!!” 😉 “GET IT??” ….”WE (ARE NOT)!!”…”NOR, ARE WE (OUR BODIES), …..JUST for APPEARANCE sake!!” SMH!

        Ok, …OFF (THE HAIR topic), “NOW”, :-P….
        “YOU SEE (WHAT YOU’VE ‘STARTED’)?? laughing! MY QUESTION IS: “WHAT CONSTITUTES (BLACK women) WANTING to ‘BE (WHITE)’????” DARLING, “IMHO, (SOME) people ARE (SIMPLY) ‘CONFUSED’!!”
        But, ….”I’VE (NEVER) PERSONALLY: TRIED TO ‘LIGHTEN’ MY (BEAUTIFUL), “MOCHA BROWN” coloured, (BEAUTIFULLY ‘smooooove’, “SUN-KISSED”) SUPER SOFT SKIN, …..HAD (ANY) SORT of: BUTT, LIP, LIPO INJECTIONS, (OR ‘ANY’ BODY-MODIFYING) surgeries TO TRY to LOOK ‘WHITE’, (OR ‘ALTER’ what GOD HAS “BLESSED” me WITH), SO BEAUTIFULLY, (IN HIS VERY own IMAGE), THAT IS!!” 😉 🙂 “CAN’T (you) SEE…..THAT (SOME of us) ‘ACTUALLY’ LOVE OURSELVES, (B/C WE are SELF AWARE), ….AWARE of (THE MOST HIGH GOD), HIMSELF, AND…”AWAKE”!! 😉 🙂 🙂

        SEE, “I DON’T ‘MIMIC’ (THEIR) SPEECH patterns, &/OR ‘IMITATE’ THEIR DIALECT…. (EXCEPT IN JEST), THAT IS! 😉 Laughing! And, (ALTHOUGH I USE A LOT of ‘SLANG’, & SPEAK in A (MAINLY) ‘SOUTHERN’ DIALECT, (AS I LIVE in TN.),… I’M ‘ORIGINALLY’ (FROM ILLINOIS), BORN, & …’RAAAISED…IN ILLINOIS, …. (RIGHT OUTSIDE CHI-CA-GO)’,
        😉 ….until MY 13TH BIRTHDAY, THAT IS, ..SO, MY ‘FORMATIVE’ YEARS (were spent UP NORTH)!! 🙂 🙂 Laughing! …&, I AM (VERY) ‘CAPABLE’….OF SPEAKING to OBAMA, (AS IF I HAD graduated FROM HOWARD UNIVERSITY)!! “HELLO, MR. PRESIDENT, ….(NICE to make YOUR ACQUAINTANCE)! …NOW, REGARDING THIS (GAY) ‘MESS’ , …’COME, & TALK (To Me)”, LIKE JODECI! 😛 😉 ….OR TALKIN’ to THE “BOYZ (N THE HOOD)!!” 😉 “WHAT’S UP, lil’ HOMEY??” 😉 *NODS HEAD* Laughing! …(DUDE says: “NOTHIN’, NOTHIN’)”, LIKE SMOKEY said, (IN “FRIDAY”), WHEN DEEBO (sp?) …DEEBO, (OR DEBO)…ASKED him, “‘EY, What you GOT (ON MY 40), SMOKEY??” …..SMOKEY: “NOTHIN, ….NOTHIN’!” (WHEN DEEBO WENT INTO HIS POCKETS, TRYNA ‘GANK’ him…was 2, 2 FUNNY!! 😛 Laughing!…FROM “FRIDAY”, (TO “BOYZ N THE HOOD”), …ME: “AW, (U LAYIN’ LOW), today, …’CHILLIN” (N DA CUT), FO’ SOMETHIN’ JUMPS OFF, MY DUDE??”…*DUDE NODS his HEAD (AGAIN), CHIN UPWARD. 😉 ….ME: “WORD, WORD!”…”YEAH, I ‘FEEL’ you, (ON THAT), MY DUDE….(REAL) SMART!” 🙂 …(I “HEARD” THAT)! 😉 “So, u (‘AIN’T’) GETTIN’ (INTO NOTHIN’) THIS P.M, (EITHER), ….’CEPT (YOU) GON’ TWIST (U) UP (A FAT one), WIT’ ya LIL’ ‘SHAWTY’, & (Y’ALL GETTIN’ ‘MELLO’)?”… *Dude NODS his HEAD (AGAIN)* laughing! “SAME OL’ SAME ol’, I SEE!.. “I SEE u!” ….”HMMM!”….THEN I START “ACTUALLY” TALK-ING to DUDE….(ABOUT HIS: FUTURE (GOALS), THOUGHTS, PLANS, HOPES, ‘ASPIRATIONS’, …(AND, ‘SOMEHOW’ THE LORD STEPS IN)!! 🙂 Dude TO ME: “SO WHAT U got COOKIN’ TONIGHT, ‘MA’??”….Me: “Awww, IT’S ‘SLOW MOTION’ (FOR ME, ), MY DUDE, ….(LIKE JUVENILE said), ….’YA HEARD’??….JUST ABOUT to HEAD IN, (& “TRUST UP…..A MEAL)!!”…”GOTCHA!!” 😉 LMBBO!!..(DUDE):
        ..”DANG, ‘MA’, WHAT U ‘TWISTIN’ UP’??”…..ME TO DUDE: …”I’MA GO ‘HEAD, & COOK UP….SOME MEATLOAF, (FRESH STRING BEANS), FRIED CORN, ‘BUTTERED’ DINNER ROLLS, (OR HAWAIIAN ROLLS), SWEET TEA, & ROCKY ROAD, OR ‘TOFFEE’ BROWNIES!”….DUDE TO ME: “ALLA DAT….(ON A THURSDAY NITE???” ….ME TO DUDE: “YUP!!” Laughing! …*DUDE: ‘EY, YO, MS. LADY, ….CAN A NIGGA GET A PLATE, (& A PRAYER??”…..”IT’S HARD TIMES (OUT HERE), ….’YA HEARD’???”… ME PRAYING FOR, (& WITH him)…ON THE SPOT, (& TAKIN’ him a plate AFTER IT’S DONE….MY MAN, & I RIDING TOGETHER, DELIVERING it)!! IJS, “EACH 1 (CAN) ‘REACH’ 1….(1 @ A TIME)!!!”….”U ‘FEEL’ ME???”….& MONDAY, IT’S OFF….(TO THE NURSING HOME)….to VISIT (THIS 82 y.o LADY, WITH ALZHEIMER’S, MS. ‘K’, … that we know….FROM BACK…IN THE HOOD), MANY, MANY MOONS….AGO!!! 🙂
        O:-) “YA ‘FEEL’ ME???”….THAT’S why I HAVE (NO) TIME…FOR (IGNORANCE)!!”…IJS, (IN GENERAL), to NO ONE (IN PARTICULAR), LORD KNOWS!! O:-)

        SEE, BLACK folks ARE LIKE (FRIED CHICKEN, DRESSING, MACARONI & CHEESE, SWEET POTATOES, TURNIP, COLLARD, &/OR MUSTARD GREENS, & CORNBREAD, ….WITH ‘RED’ KOOL-AID, ….& PIE…FOR DESSERT!!…PECAN, CHESS, SWEET POTATO, CHOCOLATE, APPLE, PEACH, CHERRY, STRAWBERRY, LEMON MERINGUE), W/E!!….”WE ARE (‘SOUL’ PERSONIFIED), …”&” (FLAVOR), BABY!!! 😉 B-) 🙂 ….”THEREFORE, I HAVE (ABSOLUTELY NO ‘DESIRE, WHATSOEVER’) ….to BE ANYONE (OTHER than WHO GOD ‘CREATED’ me TO BE), OTHER than BLACK, & BEAUTIFUL ‘REPRESENTIN” (TO THE FULLEST), BAY-BEE!! 😉 🙂 “GOD IN HEAVEN KNOWS….THAT I LOVE (MY BLACK BUTT), DEARLY!!” ;-)….NO PUN INTENDED, (ALTHOUGH, I LOVE THAT, TOO), 😉 Laughing! …. “HONEY, (SOME of US SISTAS) COULD LET KIM’S, (&/OR ‘KIMMY KAKES’, OF THE KKK ‘KLAN’) BORROW SOME of OUR BUTTS, (& STILL HAVE SOME LEFT OVER TO SPARE)!!” 😛 😉 “AND THAT’S what (SOME people) ARE: RISKING having ‘STROKES’ FOR, &/OR (EVEN “DYING” FOR)!!!!” ….”SO, WHO WANTS to be ‘WHITE’???”….”(WHAT)??” :-\ “CHILE, PLEEEASE!!” LMBBO!! ….”HONEY, WHAT (SOME) folks, FEMALE, (& MALE) are getting CEMENT, (& VARIOUS ‘QUESTIONABLE’ things) ‘INJECTED’ into THEIR BUTTS, LIPS, OR WHEREVER, … HAS BEEN, & OFTENTIMES IS …..A BLACK woman’s ANGST (@ TIMES, LIKE when BUYING JEANS), & a BLACK woman’s “CALLING CARD”, that EVEN though (WITHOUT TRYIN’), ….”MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS all the boys TO THE YARD”, (LIKE KELISE SAID)!! 😉 MEANING, “BOYZ II MEN” LUST AFTER, &/OR “APPRECIATE” (WHAT SOME of us WERE ‘NATURALLY’ BLESSED with), ….RIGHT ON UP TO (THE ‘CREEPY’, OL’ “TALES (FROM THE CRYPT)”, ….”HALF DEAD FRED” LOOKIN’, (OLD) ‘CRETINS’, (WITH WHAT LOOKS LIKE A BALLOON ABOVE THEIR “FA-DOO-PAS”! 😛 IF (SOME WOMEN) HAVE “FOOPAS”, (SP)??…..THEN, “SOME (OLD) MEN have ‘FADOOPAS’ (HANGIN’ IN THEIR LAPS), “BLESS THEIR HEARTS!!” 😉 …..But, TEENAGED BOYS, TO (OLD) MEN LOOK, LUST, (& “APPRECIATE” US)!!, …SO, (I DON’T “GET”) “WHY” (ANY) BLACK woman (in THEIR ‘RIGHT’ MIND) would “WANNA be WHITE”, (& NOT ‘APPRECIATE’ HERSELF)???!!” …. “BABY, (BLACK WOMEN) ARE (SOME OF THE MOST): BEAUTIFUL, ‘STYLISH’, ….’IMITATED’, … (EXTREMELY): POWERFUL, (STRONG), ‘RESILIENT’, (INTELLIGENT), ‘CRE8IVE’, —>(CREATIVE), ‘GIFTED’, (CAPABLE), …’RESOURCEFUL’, (SPIRITUAL) PEOPLE (ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH)!!! 🙂 🙂 …(SOME OF THEM) JUST (DON’T) ‘KNOW’ it, (YET), BUT, I DO BELIEVE that THEY’RE (STARTING to WAKE UP), 1 BY 1, ….(LIKE with THIS “NATURAL HAIR” AWARENESS CAMPAIGN)!! B-)
        I SAY “KUDOS” TO SISTAS LOVIN’ THEIR (NATURAL) TRESSES, …(JUST DON’T be A “NATURAL HAIR NAZI), & ‘POLICE’ EVERYONE that’s NOT ‘NATURAL’, LIKE YOU)!, …’OK’?!?!”…..I say, “DO (YOU), MY SISTA!!! DO……(YOU)!!!”-ME! 😉 Laughing! ….”DON’T WORRY, (BE ‘HAPPY’)!!”

        Ok, “DID I COVER (EVERYTHING)??” laughing! EVERY REASON WHY (SOME of us, IF NOT MOST), IMHO, THAT IS, (DON’T) have (ANY DESIRE….’WHATSOEVER’….TO BE WHITE)?? laughing! “BABY, (MELANIN….IS IN)!!”….”LOOK AROUND, (& SEE WHO is GETTING ‘SUNBURNED’, TRYIN’ TO GET ‘TAN’)!!!” 😛 “NOT MY (BEAUTIFUL), ‘NATURALLY’ SUN-KISSED SELF!! 😉 IJS…”IMAGINE” (GOD) telling THE SUN TO SAY “MUAH”, (ALL OVER us)!! “AAAHHH”, ….”THANK YOU, (LORD)!!” O:-) 😀 “YESSSS!!” 🙂 🙂

        MAYBE (SINCE I LOVE MYSELF, & KNOW that “BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL”), IT is I that JUST (DON’T) “GET” (it)! Ya THINK?? laughing! “PERHAPS”! ?? 🙂
        LMBBO! ….CUZ, BABY, “GIVE ME MORRIS, (CHOCOLATE BAR), CHESTNUT’S (BEAUTIFULLY) ‘ROASTED’, ….”DELICIOUS”-lookin’ SELF, (TO JUST LOOK @)… “MPMH!”, 😛 ….OVER MICHAEL EALY’S (ATTRACTIVE) SELF, (but, “HE’S (NO) MORRIS, (ROASTED CHOCOLATE BAR), CHESTNUT, ….(TO ME)!! “SORRY, MICHAEL!!”….But, I’LL TAKE MORRIS …ANY DAY (TO LOOK AT), THAT IS, B/C of HIS ‘SHINY’, (CHOCOLATE SKIN), & PRETTY, (ENGAGING) SMILE!! 😉 “CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON…..AN O-PEN FIIIIRE”…”MPH, MPH, MPH!!”….”LANCE”-A-LISCIOUS (TO LOOK at)!! LMBBO@ME!!….Uh, …”(BUT, I DIGRESS)!!” 😉 LMBBO AGAIN! “MO-RRIS, MO-RRIS, MO-RRIS!!”….”SHUM-MERE, BOY!….(JUST) LOOK @ ME, ‘LIKE’ U LIKE me, (& SMILE)!!” 😛 LMBBO AGAIN!! J/K! …But, “EYE candy (@ IT’S FINEST)”, LADIES, IMHO, THAT IS! ….”TALL, SMOOTH, (BLACK), & GORGEOUS (TO LOOK at)!!” IDK (WHAT KIND of PERSON) HE IS, NICE, SWEET, (& RESPECTFUL), ….”OR” ARROGANT, (SMUG), ….or “STUCK-UP”??
        Cuz, “LOOKS (CAN be) ‘DECEIVING’!!”….”And (they OFTEN ARE)!!”….So, I SAY, “JUST BE (YOURSELF)!!”….LIKE THE SONG said!! 😉
        CRAZY CHRIS, “WHO SANG THAT SONG???” (I KNOW that YOU ‘KNOW’)!!! 😉 Laughing! 🙂

        IMHO, CRAZY CHRIS is “SAVANT-LIKE”, (when it PERTAINS to MUSIC, & RELIGION)! 🙂 ……”ANYWAY”, I SAID (ALL THAT)…to say THIS, SAY/TEXT, W/E! Laughing! “LITERAL MUCH??”….”YESSSSSSS!!” Laughing! IKR?
        …IjS that I HOPE YOU, (& MANY OTHERS) “GET” it!! 😉 🙂 “SOME WOMEN wear WEAVES, &/OR WIGS (TO TRY to LOOK: SEXY, ….MORE “ALLURING”, ….&/OR GO FROM…LET’S SAY NOT so ATTRACTIVE….TO: “PASSABLE”, 😛 ….&/OR “GOOD ENOUGH”….TO “WOW, ….I LOOK PRETTY DARN GOOD” STATUS)!! Laughing!
        And, SOME wear them “(SIMPLY) FOR VERSATILITY!!” 😉 “LET’S TRY (NOT to make ‘BLANKET’ STATEMENTS), &/OR (BROAD) ‘GENERALIZATIONS’, ….’OK??’ 🙂

        I (CAN’T) SPEAK FOR ‘WHITE’ women WANTING to BE BLACK, (BECAUSE I’M A WOMAN…..WITH ‘MOCHA BROWN coloured, ‘SUN-KISSED’ SKIN)!!”, …O-K?!! 🙂 🙂 “THANK GOD, (MY HEAVENLY FATHER), UP ABOVE!!!” :-)…But, “I HATE ‘BLANKET’ STATEMENTS, …(GENERALIZATIONS), &/OR STEREOTYPES!!”…. I (DON’T) BELIEVE that “WHITE women WANT to BE BLACK, AND BLACK women (WANNA BE WHITE)”, ANY MORE than I DO (THE MYTH) that (ALL) SHORT men have (“TEENIE WEENIES”), & (ALL) TALL men, (&/OR MEN with BIG FEET…..ARE (NATURALLY) “HUNG, (LIKE HORSES)!!!!!!!” 😛 LMBBO!

        ALL WHITE women (DON’T) HAVE (PALE, PASTY, WRINKLED, DRIED UP PRUNE-LOOKIN’), “CREPE-Y” SKIN!, ….”(SOME BLACK DOES CRACK)! ….MAINLY those: (THAT DON’T take ‘PROPER’ CARE of THEMSELVES), &/OR that are HEAVY “DOPERS, &/OR BOOZERS!”….Have BAD HEALTHCARE PRACTICES, (SUCH as A MOUTH FULL of ‘ROTTEN’ TEETH, ..’SEVERELY’ POOR HYGIENE, ….&/OR, EVEN ‘BAD’ GENETICS)! ….&, “WHY” DO (SOME) FEMALES SAY, “(ALL) MEN (are) ‘DOGS’???”….THEN, “WHAT, (MY DEAR), …. does THAT make YOU, (IF YOU’RE SLEEPIN’ with….A ‘DOG’), ….A ‘CAT’???” laughing!
        NO HARM MEANT, IJS, “(SOME ‘males’ ARE WHOREMONGERS), & ‘IMMATURE’ (when it COMES to BEING in A ‘COMMITTED’ RELATIONSHIP, (AS ARE ‘SOME’ WOMEN)!!” 😉 “IF YOU ‘KNOW’ that YOU are DEALING with A ‘WHORISH’ MALE, ….’STOP’ HAVING SEX with HIM!!!” ….”OK??” 🙂 “ESPECIALLY (UNPROTECTED)!!!”…..”DAAAANG!!”

        “GOD ‘CREATED’ BOYS….TO ‘MATURE’, (AND ‘DEVELOP’ INTO) ‘MEN’, (NOT DOGS, ….4 LEGGED ‘ANIMALS’), …BUT, NOT (EVERY) ‘MALE’…..HAS (FULLY) ‘DEVELOPED’…..(MENTALLY, &/OR “EMOTIONALLY”)….INTO A ‘MATURE’, RESPONSIBLE, (FULL-GROWN) “MAN”!! …
        “SO, PLEASE, STOP CALLING MEN ‘DOGS’!!”….WILL YOU???… “(SOME) ‘males’ ARE JUST ‘WHORES’, (& THAT’S IT)!!!” 😉 😛

        “AND, (‘MALES’), NOT ‘MEN’, (BUT, ‘MALES’), …..”PLEASE STOP REFERRING to (WOMEN)….AS ‘BITCHES’, & ‘HOES’!!!”……”A HOE….IS (A RAKE-LIKE) GARDEN TOOL, …’O-K’??”….IF NOT, (@ THE VERY LEAST), address HER ‘PROPERLY’! …(SOME ‘FEMALES’ ARE ‘WHORES’, JUST LIKE ‘SOME’ MALES are)!!!”…..”POINT BLANK, PERIOD!!”…..”WOMEN ARE (WOMEN)!!!”….”BITCHES ARE (FEMALE DOGS)”, …..AND, “WHORES ARE WHORES, (BE they MALE, OR FEMALE)!!!”

        “DAAAANG, (I ‘NEED’ TO ‘TEACH’ CLASSES), & ‘SCHOOL’ PEOPLE that JUST (DON’T ) KNOW (ANY) BETTER!!!”

        “WORD UP!!” 😉

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