Kanye Slams Fashion Critics:” I Will F*****g Laser You W/Alien Eyes!!!”

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Sasha R.
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Newsflash: Kanye West forgot to take his meds again…

After the intense backlash from his disastrous Yeezy Season 4 runway show that left models passing out and stumbling down the runway, the rapper-turned-fashion designer refuses to believe he’s the laughing stock of the fashion industry.

Kanye says his Yeezy brand is one of the “top four trendsetting brands” in the industry LOL!

“Think of how it is now – [Yeezy] is one of the leading trendsetting brands now; like top four trendsetting brands. And, and that’s with little to no support on the apparel side.” – Kanye West

The rapper is confused why no one understands his vision. He says his fashion line isn’t a “f*****g hobby.” He’s actually taking his brand seriously.

“Very few people even knew that I have a f****g Ph.D. in art, you know? And not that that would even make the difference, but me saying that makes the difference to the exact people I’m talking to it’s, like, shut the f**k up.” – Kanye West

Is he really bragging about the honorary Ph.D. that they hand out to every celeb? Oh, okay….

But then, things got really strange, and we think it’s about time Kanye gets placed under 5150 hold and thrown in the loony bin.

In speaking about the doubters and naysayers, Kanye said…

“I will f*****g laser you with alien f*****g eyes and explode your f*****g head. Shut the f**k up – try to write a rap. Okay then. I made this f*****g T-shirt, now shut up. And it cost me everything I had and I gave everything I had.”

Click here to read the rest of his delusional interview.

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26 COMMENTS

      • @Scorpiess!… This photo of him was taken at the met ball, he was also exposed for having Doo-Doo ??stains on the seat of his pants!…The close up looked suspect because, sweat typically ain't brown!….I'm just saying!

  2. [Imagery]

    I'm wondering where true love is
    is it somewhere across the bridge
    Or is somewhere above the sky
    Or is over the mountain ridge
    Or is it just deep down inside

    Buried deep down within
    Way beneath my own skin
    Or did love get blown away
    Away by the angry wind

    Is it somewhere within my reach
    Or somewhere across the foreign sea
    Or is it just an ancient concept
    A concept full of imagery

    Will it wilt or will it wither
    Will it ever be discovered
    Is love somewhere, somewhere being smothered

    Or is it somewhere above the sky
    Somewhere over the mountain ridge
    Whisked away by the winds
    Or somewhere deep down inside

    Tucked like a petal into a stem
    Plucked for a wife
    love like a scent
    Love that expires
    Or grows thin

    Love that wilts and runs away
    Love like clothing in disarray
    Beaten and raped
    Scraped and bruised

    I found love
    Lying naked
    Dead
    Clothing removed

    Now I know where love is

    *This poem is based on imagery not on anyone
    Anton Brockenbrough

    • Beautiful. Was not expecting that:) Thank you, Ansari. That was much appreciated:)))

    • All these MoFos think they are gods. Why have we not spoken about Rihanna's ANTI album and media releases?? That tells some shit!!

  5. OK now time to leave this man alone knowing what follows him he just might got so special powers this is a sick man who the hell be pumping his ass up no phun intended

  6. He keeps giving Kim more rope to tie him up. When the time comes for her to walk, she is going to use this as evidence of his instability to get everything he has because he won't need it in a looney bin.

    • he's loony but he is INTELLIGENT! she wont last long in a fight with him. believe me

  7. Such fukking craziness…… I don't know how some people stay in his company……

  9. I did read recently that his 'rants' are all part of carefully planned distractions to keep us (the useless eaters) focused on the minutiae of life rather than on more important things.

  10. I keep remembering that interview (on U tube) where his almost stepfather described him when they all lived together. This behavior didn't suddenly develop.

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