John Mayer Shoots His Shot at Nicki Minaj

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Sasha R.
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Things got strange on Twitter last night when John Mayer tried to spit game at Nicki Minaj. Peep the tweets to see how the awkward exchange went down:

In the past, John has said black women throw themselves at him, but his noodle is racist so he’s not interested.

“I don’t think I open myself to it. My d*ck is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fu*kin’ David Duke c*ck. I’m going to start dating separately from my d*ck. …I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She’s super hot and she’s also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl. Just all of a sudden she’d be like, ‘Yeah, I sucked his d*ck. Whatever.'”

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20 COMMENTS

  1. Yep he’s a racist and I’m sure nicki will be his ghetteo gagged. That’s how they get down in hollywierd

  3. Fucking crackers.

    Either they over patronize us, demonize us, or in gayer’s case str8 up racists.

    I can see nicki switchin up for white acceptance. I can picture her goin the eve route and lookin down on blk men. She’s already obssesed with british culture with that stupid accent. She probably giggled when gayer said that.

  4. Get your popcorn ready, I’m team Minaj. A perfect circle can break down a square quicker than a dog can lick his own nuts. ?

  6. Oh please, that thing of his has it’s own Penicillin supply warehouse. NO woman in her right mind would or should.

    • Exxxaaaactly. Ain’t nobody checking for herpes peen John Mayer- not even the white chicks he ran through: Jessica Simpson, Katy Perry, Jennifer Aniston. He better go find Dave Chappelle.

  7. HER SATANIC WORSHIPPING ASS DOWN FOR WHATEVA….THAT CAVEMAN WILL HAVE THOSE BIG HARD PLASTIC CEMENTED TITTIES IN HIS PALMS IN NO TIME !

  8. He likes dudes. He wants to be her.

    And btw.

    Yu fi give us the teachings of his majesty
    Cah we nuh wan no devil philosophy

  9. It’s about time this site was journalistic. Thank you for posting that , as it was the first thing I thought of when I saw that shit he was saying to her on twitter.

  10. I’m surprised that Chappelle would consider him one of his best friends if he is really a racist.

    Dave isn’t dumb. I think he would have picked up on that. And he plays with Amir(?love) from The Roots all the time.

    • He said his dick is racist, which usually means you aren’t attracted to someone, but I am thinking he is afraid to step to black women…he probably has a pinky below.

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