You know what they say about Hollywood—it’s all smoke and mirrors. But it looks like one director just got caught trying to sell the smoke without ever building the fire.
We’re talking about Carl Rinsch, the guy behind the camera for Keanu Reeves’ 47 Ronin. Federal prosecutors in New York just handed him a reality check, finding him guilty of wire fraud and money laundering.
Here’s the tea: Rinsch finessed Netflix out of $11 million for a sci-fi show called White Horse that—get this—never even existed. That’s right. A phantom show.
While Netflix thought they were cutting checks to finish production, Rinsch was out here living his best life, treating the production budget like his own personal piggy bank.
The Ultimate Finesse
According to the Feds, Netflix had already dropped $44 million on this guy’s project. But Rinsch came back around, hat in hand, claiming he needed another $11 mil to wrap things up.
Did that money go to the crew? The actors? The CGI budget? Nope.
Prosecutors say Rinsch funneled that cash straight into his personal accounts. He tried to flip it on the stock market and lost half of it in a couple of months. Then, he decided to roll the dice on crypto—and actually made some profit. But instead of paying Netflix back, he cashed out and went on a shopping spree that would make a rapper blush.
Rolls-Royces and… Million Dollar Mattresses?!
This is where it gets wild. Rinsch didn’t just buy a nice watch. He bought five Rolls-Royces and a Ferrari. He dropped $652,000 on luxury watches and designer clothes.
But here’s the kicker that has everyone scratching their heads: Rinsch spent nearly $1 MILLION on mattresses and luxury bedding.
“He bought two mattresses for about $638,000 and spent another $295,000 on luxury bedding and linens.”
You read that right. This man was sleeping on a fortune while scamming one of the biggest media companies in the world. He also used the stolen loot to pay off $1.8 million in credit card debt.
The “Artist” Defense
Rinsch’s lawyer tried to spin this, saying the verdict sets a “dangerous precedent for artists” involved in creative disputes. Please. Since when is buying six exotic cars and million-dollar sheets a “creative dispute”?
US Attorney Jay Clayton wasn’t buying it either. He said Rinsch “took $11m meant for a TV show and gambled it on speculative stock options and crypto transactions.”
Rinsch is looking at sentencing in April. Looks like he’s going to be trading those $600k mattresses for a steel cot in a federal cell.
Now, you tell me—how does someone spend $1 million on a bed? Drop a dime in the comments!
