Beyonce Runs Defense Against Alicia Keys’ Gas

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Beyonce joked about a pregnant Alicia Keys passing gas at the Global Citizen Festival last week when the Carters and Deans hooked up backstage.

An insider is saying Alicia Keys was ripe with the sound of the flatulence she was passing last week while chill’in with her husband Swizz Beatz, Beyonce and Jay Z.

Here’s the drop:

“Alicia didn’t give a damn and Beyonce was dying with laughter.”

48 COMMENTS

  1. What’s the surprise? These motherf*ckers are nasty as f*ck!!! I’m sure Beyonce liked the smell of Alicia Key’s dirty ass fart. Look at her. Bitch looks like she’s down there sniffing out Alicia’s crusty ass.

    • alicia keys was showing disrespect at the highest level. that’s what u do when u dont value the relationship.

      • WTF!! IM SO TIRED OF THIS! WOMEN FART! DOG’S FART, IT SOMETHING THAT YOUR BODY DOES! IF YOU HOLD IT IN, IT MAKES IT WORSE LATER WHEN IT COMES OUT WHEN YOU SLEEP!

        HEY MEN, YOU KNOW A LOT OF YOUR GIRLS FUNK UP THE SHEETS AT NIGHT! HEY WOMEN WHO DON’T FART, YOUR DUDE’S LAUGHING AT YOUR NASTY ASS WITH HIS FRIENDS!

        • Gluten:

          Thank you! A pregnant woman shouldn’t hold any bodily functions in to make the next person comfortable. At least Alicia is carrying her own babies and not out here faking pregnancies.

      • For anyone who doesn’t know, when you’re Pennsylvania, you have bad flatulence and you can’t help it.

  2. Ppl so daggone desperate to hear some real dirt on Bey they’ll take any crumb or sh*t chip of gossip these sites offer.

    Bey smells sh*t. Good for her.
    Who cares? This isn’t news.

    I’m almost embarrassed for whoever wrote this. I’d hate my job if I had to write a report on some ugly dyke’s nasty ass gas.

    ALICIA KEYS FARTED EVERYBODY!

    Hope the writer didn’t waste money on a college degree and this is their body of work.

    HSK DO BETTER.

  3. They All Fake And Phoney There’s Nothing Real About Them. Their Steal Cheat Lie
    Beyonce And Alica Got Thing In Common They Both Stole Their Husbands Not A Good Look Beyonce Stole Jayz Away From Blu Cantrell
    Alica Stole Swizz Away From Moshanda. Is Funny How Beyonce And Alica Talk About Girl Power And Women Empowerment But This Same Women Stole
    Another Women’s Man How Hypocritical

    What People Fail To Realize Celebrities Lie About Their Age About Their Up Bring Etc

    • Allways remember you can’t steal a man are a woman from no one they went on their own. But some how karma will still come your way.

    • Wasn’t there a picture online of Alicia and Mashonda on vacation with Swizz?

      She didn’t seem bothered. Maybe it’s just an “arrangement”. Alicia never struck me a straight. Why are they paired up like that in the pic.

      • @Zelma

        I Agree

        @THE REAL Just_Joi

        Jacky Did An Article About Swizz And Alica’s Marriage Swizz Owed Money From Business And Child Support Alica Is His Meal Ticket
        Mashonda Is Better Looking Than Alica……Alica Had To Pay Mashonda Child Support “Ouch”

  4. Of course Bey thought it was funny. She’s never been several months pregnant so she doesn’t k ow what its like.
    Her eyes look really evil in that pic tho. Must be the Sacha Fierce alter..

  5. You Damn right this is news!!!! See you all have to read between the lines and fit the pieces to the Puzzle. Now it is often reported that Beyonces breath often smell like shit, and it is also rumored that she eats cooch. Af far as her funky mouth, i just figured she probably snacks on tasty morsals found in the toilet bowl. But it all comes together now. Her nose was In Alicia Keys cooch with her mouth firmly played on butt hole while Mrs. Beaks tooted away. It was a maxing because she played her and Jays Song New York. Beys breath stinks because her mouth is a gas receptacle for fart boxes.

  6. What a funny little story but it’s not a big deal. Alicia is pregnant and most pregnant women have gas. Of course Beyonce wouldn’t know anything about that.

    • Thank you! That’s what pregnant women do. Can’t believe this is gossip….

  7. Kinda Surprised That Beyonce And Alica Are Friends Because Beyonce Is Jealous And Insecure Around Women (If That Makes Sense)
    MTV VMA’s 2005 Beyonce Whispered Something In Alica’s Ear (Wonder What She Said)

  8. Oh how I miss the days of old when HSK actually dropped tea. I mean tea so hot it was scalding!! I mean for real when did a pregnant woman with gas become tea-worthy? This site used to be my favorite, I loved the way Jacky wrote and how he exposed these celebs and their evil doings straight putting them on blast,while being humorous, I loved it!!! Now, this site is comparable to MTO, and that SUCKS. C’mon back Jacky we miss you

  9. Yall go to youtube & watch jz & beys performance at the global citizen festival…jz look sooo scary…& watch bey towards the end…messing with her nose….they are both riding the white horse….it was very disturbing to watch….

    • dont reach to high…I saw the video. beyonce was wiping off sweat and Jay-Z, well he just looks older, not scary. you looking at a man close to 50 rapping and bouncing around on stage. I dont think I like bey voice with those songs.

      • I promise…I’m not reaching…look @ the end mark .watch her….that’s that oops! my nose draining, hope nobody caught that…not that I’m proud of it, but I’ve done cocaine b4, & those who have done it, know the signs…both od them do it…jz eyes cock like a.pistol & shit…

  10. Can’t coming back? Your posts are always so
    articulate. You must have at best a 4th or 5th grade education

  11. Well had Beyonce been pregnant with Blu Ivy she would have known about pregnant women having gas. I’ve always heard that Beyonce breath always stinks so who is she to talk. Take several seats bitch!!!

  12. The seating arrangement is more of a story. Jay looking like I’m bout these 2 home, bey looking like eww, u really gunna hit this pregno bytch.

  13. It’s kind of ironic how God keep placing Beyonce around pregnant women who are actually pregnant band are showing. She shoukd feel some type of shame. Only proof that we have of Beyonce being preggers is very grainy and blurred video at the end of her concert with Jay holding her stomach.

  14. Every picture that Beyonce has taken as been either photoshopped, blurred, or a shadow of a pregnant lady claiming to be Beyonce while pregnant. Beyonce and Jay tricks, theft, evil dealing to acquire success are slowly unraveling. Aaliyah blood is crying out from the grave as we speak.

  15. All the people that these two individuals have stepped on, destroyed, killed on their way to the top will be rejoicing real soon. It’s only so many offering that you can give satan before he comes to collect on that contract.

  16. I wonder whatever happened to the video for PUT IT IN A LOVE SONG by Alicia Keys ft. Beyonce?

    • alicias ppl didnt approve of bey trying to out sing alicia so they threw it in the trash all because bey was trying too hard.

  17. Beyonce’s mouth smells like a fart she was smelling her own breath. I’m sure Alicia keys farts smell better than beyonce’s breath lol

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