You may remember last month TMZ broke the story “waterboy qb – my genitals are in grave danger”. Peter Dante, husband to Cynthia Pett Dante who represents some of Hollywood’s biggest; Brad Pitt, Courtney Cox and many more, alleged that some guy threatened to cut off his d**k. According to the TMZ story Dante mentions’ talking to the man’s wife on the phone and that was it. Yea right… That’s not how Jacky saw it so we dug up the ball breakin’ husband ourselves and got the real story mane….

When HSK spoke to the husband, he claimed that Dante stalked his wife for six months after getting her phone number under a false pretense of “getting the kids together” for a play date in the park. His pursuit of the woman looks exactly like the Reggie Miller story with literally hundreds of texts daily – see below! What’s wrong with these guys? Do I need to introduce you to Vinnie Vixens again?

Apparently after six months of relentless pursuit, the woman met Dante at his family’s beach house in Malibu. Thereafter, Dante was meeting the wife in cheap motels, parking lots for “back seat sex”, or just about any quick and convenient place possible. He even got the clap (something you’ll NEVER get from an HSK vixens)!! This went on for five years before it caught up with him and the husband found out; OOOPPPS!

Steve McNair has been murdered by a 20yr old woman named Sahel Kazemi. The courts won’t be able to prosecute her as she committed suicide after she killed the beloved quarterback of the Tennessee Titans. Did you know Steven was a married man with 4 sons? I didn’t…

What was Steven doing with this 20yr old waitress that worked at Dave & Buster’s? Apparently Steve met Sahel at this restaurant while he was dining with his wife and kids; uh oh. Everyone who worked at the restaurant knew all about Sahel and Steve’s affair. It was made even more publically obviously later when Sahel got a D.U.I while driving a 2007 Escalade that was registered under Steve’s name. Can I ask a question? What’s with football players and waitresses? Didn’t O.J. meet Nicole Brown Simpson when she was a waitress too?

Who is this Jay Mohr guy? He’s supposed to be a comedian and guess what? Jay Mohr is not funny.

To tell you the truth Jay Mohr suck’s ass; his show ” Gary Unmarried ” sucks ass too. It’s on CBS; the network who uses the eye for their logo.

What is CBS trying to say by using the Eye as a symbol? It’s the networks trademark. My Guess is that CBS is saying they got the eye for shitty show’s like Gary Unmarried!

I’m proud to say I never saw one episode. This guy Jay Mohr is insulting Michelle Obama too; he can’t do that!
Only Michelle’s husband and myself can. Jay said Michelle Obama looks like a man. Jay didn’t stop there… not at all, he also said if Barack needed a center for when he’s playing basketball he should pick his wife.

Midway Car Rental in Los Angeles at Wilshire and Commonwealth is a total scam shop!

They are renting cars for a certain price and then when you come back to return the car your bill is “suddenly” double the price?

How is this? Well, when you return the car your “new” invoice shows that all “FULL” insurance options have been attached regardless of whether you signed for them or not and billed accordingly.

http://youtu.be/MiQgmNH1d7s

Max-B is getting at Jim Jones in a major way. Max is saying he has Jim Jones girl (his wife to be Chrissy Lampkin) on a camera phone doing sick shit.

This is good stuff, Max said when Jimmy drops his new album he’s going to release the footage. I can’t wait, these guys are too funny.

I really don’t care about this stuff but you guys do, so I am going to tell you. Know why? Because I am getting paid mannnn!!!

This dude Max-B, I don’t know too much about him but he’s a funny dude. Max-B said f*ck Jim Jones in English and in Jamaican, and yes Max was drunk in the studio surrounded by men. No chics. and he’s calling Jimmy gay.  If Max loses his court case he could be going to the pen.