Puffy Does ‘Great White Harlem Shake’ For Billion-Dollar Sugar Daddy!

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1 Million waiting on Slim Jesus when he come to Bad Boy Records.” ~Puff Daddy

HSK Exclusive – Earlier this month, Puffy took to Twitter offering up a mill ticket for Slim Jesus to choose up with Bad Boy. Guess what? The million dollar move has been revealed as a pre-meditated play. But, sources say Puff is the one who came up with the plot. “Puff is following protocol,” a source exclusively tells HSK. “He’s got orders to sign more white males to his brand.” Just ask Machine Gun Kelly.

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“It’s always been about that. So, I don’t know whether to take offense to that or not … but it ain’t shyt to do with me. It’s like how crazy the movement was.” ~ Machine Gun Kelly

So exactly who is behind this so-called “great white movement”? Sources say, that would be none other than Ron Burkle. You’ll recall back in August 2014, HSK dropped exclusive details which uncovered Burkle as Puffy Daddy’s longtime sugar daddy. In addition to being the billion-dollar force fuelling the Bad Boy’s biz operations, Ron Burkle would also appear to be acting as the leading puppeteer in Puff’s world!

“I don’t like to spend a lot of time with people who do what I do, because it’s boring for me.” By surrounding yourself with diverse people, I think you find yourself.” ~Ron Burkle

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The drop:

“Ron Burkle has a lot of money invested into Puffy and we all know if you dangle a dollar in front of Puffy, he’ll start to dance.”

34 COMMENTS

  1. CLASSIC PARAGRAPH (AFTER THE DROP)!!! LMBBO!!

    *RON says TO PUFFY, (WHILE DANGLING a DOLLAR)* “YOU wanna DANCE??….I’LL ‘MAKE’ (you) DANCE!!”…..”YOU wanna MOVE, (I’LL ‘MAKE’ you MOVE)!!”

    PUFFY says TO RON: “JUST PULL MY STRING, (I’ll DO ANYTHING FOR YOU), I’M YOUR PUPPET!!” 😛

    Then PUFFY does THAT DANCE that he did (when he had FAITH ONSTAGE SINGIN’ A TRIBUTE TO BIGGIE), while DANCIN’? AROUND, (TWIRLIN.)! 😛
    LMBBO!

    “SASHE, SHANTE’!!”

    “DO YOU”, GIRRRLLL!!””…LMBBO AGAIN!!

    WITCHA OL’ “GAY” BUTT! “NO PUN INTENDED!!” Laughing!

    Smh@DIDDY, THE DANGLED DOLLAR DANCER/PRANCER! 😉 Laughing!

    LOOK @ THE POSITION of HIS HEAD!
    HE LIKES the way……that RON THINKS!
    “IT’S (ALL) About (THE BENJAMINS), BABY, !!” 😉

    “SELL-OUT!!”

  2. OL’ “PUFFY” says TO RON: “I LIIIIKE…..THE WAAAAY……(YOU) MISS me (when we’re PLAYIN’ THE KISSIN’ GAME)!!” :-*
    LMBBO!

    “FOR (SO LONG)…..WE’VE been ‘together’, (and I’ve never felt SO GOOD)!”…..”‘Cause when I’M ‘WITH’ (you)…..IT’S SUCH a good TIME!” ….RON “DANGLES” (another DOLLAR) FOR “DIDDY”, (THE DANCING? “DIDDLER”)!

    Y’all wanna producer that (WON’T) be (ALL UP IN yo’ VIDEOS)…..”CONE TO DEATH ROW!!!” – SUGE KNIGHT.

    THEN PUFFY CLAPPED BACK (@ SUGE)! “I’M the PRODUCER” (that was REFERRED TO)! OR (SOMETHIN’) LIKE that! Laughing!
    “HILARIOUS!!” Laughing!

    Y’ALL “REMEMBER” THAT??

    & REMEMBER WHEN SNOOP HIT THE FLOOR (WITH HIS CANE), CUZ he (DIDN’T) “FEEL” THE LOVE (from THE AUDIENCE)??
    😛
    “Y’ALL (AIN’T) GOT (NO) LOVE (FOR SNOOP DOGG), & DEATH ROW?!?!”
    CANE HITS THE FLOOR! “BAAAAAM!!”
    Laughing!….I GUESS THAT was when they were (LESS) GAY?!
    Laughing!

    “THOSE were THE DAYS!!” Laughing!
    I FELL OUT LAUGHIN’ THAT NIGHT!!!
    Laughing AGAIN!

  3. Ol’ DIDDY & RON say (to EACH OTHER):
    “HE TURNS……me ON, (AND OUT), & ALLLLL ABOUUUUT!!”

    “HE DID THE FREAK!!”

    “NEVER missin’ (A BEAT), YEAH!….’BOY’ WAS IT NEAT, YEAH!”

    Uh, NO!!..”STOP IT!!”

    AS LONG as I SEE (THAT GAY “MESS”) PERPETUATED, (UPON THE MASSES), …..”I’M CLOWNIN’ you (SO-CALLED) ‘CELEBRITIES’!!!” 😛

    “YOU (STINKY) BOOTIES!!” 😉 LMBBO!

    IDC IF it were MY GREAT, GREAT GRANDKIDS, (IF I EVER HAVE any), ….I’D “TEACH” THEM RIGHT (FROM WRONG), & IF THEY WANTED to be “STINKY BOOTIES”, I’D GET THEM, “TOO”!!

    Cuz, “I’M TIRED of THIS GAY “MESS” (ON T.V), &/OR ONLINE (EVERY) DAY!! :-[

    Y’ALL TAKE (THAT “MESS”) TO SOME “DESERTED” ISLAND, (OR SOMEWHERE ELSE), PACK BUTTS, & SODOMIZE (EACH OTHER) ALLLLL YOU WANT! ….”BUT LEAVE (US “STRAIGHT” people) OUT OF IT, (& STOP TRYIN’ to ‘MAKE’ (US) ACCEPT it!!!”

    “I (NEVER) WILL!!!”

  4. AND, “HERE’S (A HAND BASKET) for “SLIM JESUS”, (IF HE doesn’t GET IT TOGETHER)!!

    He’s PROBABLY GAY, TOO!!

    THE BIG DUMMY!!

    CONCERNING GAYS, (AND WHORES) “FLAUNTING” (their WICKED LIFESTYLES), HONEY, ….”NO ONE’S EXEMPT (from MY WRATH)!!” 😛
    LMBBO!

    THAT IS ALL! Laughing!

    • You are wack and corny as hell. I pity your kids and I know you are obese thinking you’re fly.

  5. Hell I thought Clive was Puff sugar daddy. Since Bad Boy is a sudsidary of the parent company Arista Records.

  6. dude is gonna get the same treatment all the other BB artists got. its about money for puff. when hes finished making all the money he can make off dude, his career will stall like the rest. its his pattern and its hasn’t changed in 20+ years.

  7. ahahaha!!! At first Black males replaced BW in rap haven’t you noticed?!! Now Black males are replacing black males in rap with white males.

    Hell at least those white boys aren’t calling BW bitches all the time. Yeh Em did once cause I know somebody would bring it up but NWA taught the world to call BW bitches and BM niggas.

    Slim Jesus called the BM in his video SAVAGES. Shit I don’t give a f*ck as long as he’s not talking about BW!

  8. …Considering Puffy’s order from his Sugar-Daddy to sign more white rappers to his label, I’d say the theory that whites want to whitewash rap music may be more true than most thought. Hell, I’d go as far as to say Eminem was the Prototype (A white rapper who sold a shitload of records, has talent, AND is respected by his fellow artists, rap pioneers, & fans of all colors). Pretty sad to see overall, but not surprising, as we all know the Industry is full of submissive blacks who are trying to out-Coon one another and could give a f*ck about anything as long as they’re getting a check or three.

    • Bruh you can’t make sense on this thread , to many azz holes bitches still on here … But I beg to differ , “walk this way ” f*cked up our music …. Run Dmc with Russell the 1 at puffy … Knew adding rock to rap it would gain the attention on white youth and hi them access to our genre not culture !

      • Poor crack-baby baby daddy e-thug no job living in mamas house no power. You and your crew are the assholes you loser brokeass punk!

    • The 1st puffy … As far Ss em goes he destroyed it and kicked open the gate to allow whites in …. Rember the awards show when he had gang of lookalike marching to the stage … Singing I’m slim shady , we’ll all that was symbolism , telling the industry and white world we got this … Puffy help destroy the J brown break beat notice no more jb samples … No more drums that’s out shit whites like electric drums !

  9. ^^”out-Coon each other”, LOL!!

    I cannot call this one. Is the industry now trying to pervert and damage white youth or just erase black garbage rap “artists”?

    • with all kind of delicious std cocktails from stickin it in any and every species on the planet, proudly

      • I know, right? If the only thing this idiot can say is black dick taste yummy he is a fool. smart women don’t give a f*ck about dicks we want MEN that work and provide and raise kids. I know that knocks out most bm.

  10. Puffy likes white dick..remember he moved the white guy from making the band into his house

  11. Puuff may like white dick, but he ain’t getting any from Ron Burkle. If there is one thing I know it’s that Burkle is a raging heterosexual lady killer who’s had more than half of the actresses in Hollywood black and white. Now if you mean that Puff may be bending over the white rappers he signs, that’s another story.

  12. Exactly what I am talking about..Donny,MGK,etc..you also don’t know what Ron and Diddy may be doing behind closed doors..Diddy may be one of his Black bitches he f*cks

  13. Fact: Puff Daddy is a DL brother! He has sucked just as many dicks as Dr. Dre! If you think I’m lying, ask Steve Stoute! You can also ask Puffy’s former lover, Uptown Records former CEO Andre Harrell!

    • And…without any further detail I will be one to confirm your comment with grand authority. You nailed it on that one!

  14. Who gives a, f*ck if puffy gay or, not. I've never in my life seen sooooo many hateful ass, black people in one plsce, you muthaf*ckers are f*ckin lame. .. puffy got more money then any of u ssi section a good stamp getting muthaf*ckers lol… I

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