Blind Item: Who’s Jacky Talking About? – September 22, 2015

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It seems that this advocate of area codes might’ve just reached his breaking point! Know why? Not only has our mystery man come to terms with a dying music career, the longtime closeted emcee has reportedly put down the mic and picked up the video game controller — to act out his “race car driver fantasies.”

“He sits around all f*cking day playing driving games & it’s driving his new wife crazy.”

Associates close to our blind item are now left to file complaints over his obsessive, deranged beliefs of being a race car driver. Just ask Lorenz Tate! We’re told you can’t blame his Paul Walker-worshiping for the reported rip-offs he pulled on acts previously signed to his label.

“He portrays himself as a very quiet person — but he’s got bruhs in different area codes … Ask Chingy!”

The drop:

“He got married to squash the gay rumors about him … and he’s now acting like he’s Mario Andretti. This n*gga sits around all day playing with a Thrustmaster steering wheel. If he ain’t talking about cars? He’s constantly sh*ttin’ on today’s rappers because his latest record flopped.”

Dude entered the game rockin’ with a gay porn star — whose real name is “Gordon”; The pinnacle of his career featured our blind item callin’ women bitches, and ordering them to begone; He’s now closin’ with a Beard and a Baby …

Now, can you guess which Atlanta rapper I’m talking about?

16 COMMENTS

  1. Chris Luda Luda

    Chingy sounds like he’s caught more feelings over this than dude’s wife. lol

  2. Fuck this we almost near the end … Blood moons back to back ?? All falling in this onto the time we as real Israelites should be observing and paying attention to > 1 John 2 : 18 …, Luke 21 : 25 , I pray for us all but for some may you rot in hellfire !

    • It’s always somebody claiming its the end, maybe for all of your suicidal asses. People been crying wolf since forever and nothing. I can’t stand people who constantly want the world to end, they seriously need to seek therapy. What sane person would be okay with the death of billions, because luda likes his prostate tickled or because of a different color moon. You guys are no better than those fraud preachers trying to scare people into their religion. There have been several blood moons over the past few decades. Google is your friend!!

  3. Ok, here is Tamika’s chance to get her daughter back! If she don’t seized this opportunity, she will never forgive herself.

  4. ALL THESE DUDES THAT CALL WOMERN BITCHES AND MAKE NUMEROUS SONGS BOUT THEM ARE BISEXUAL.

    AND YES WOULDNT BE SHOCKED IF LUDA AND CHINGY WERE BOTH PHUKKING SIDNMEY STARR.

    • I would have to agree with that , men that are always calling women the B word or otherwise, I have always felt that these are gay men, I have hung out with gay men (out) of course and for some this is their language of choice regarding women ,or fish. So when I hear a supposedly straight man speak in this manner I truly believe he is in their “Family”.

  5. Ludacris was relevant when I was a Junior in high school. I did the math, that relevancy was about 14 years ago. 😀

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